StorytellerWMD

I am 40% sure that ones name is Ember. But There are a lot of baby dragons.

I have been up to some shit. #VarietyStreamer

@finnishgovernment.fi if I ask really nicely can I have citizenship? Puhun vähän suomea. Haha
(I really want out of the US)

Been having fun with #MHWilds again. If we get DLC, and we will, I hope that #Bazelgeuse comes back. Please, Capcom, let me hunt my boi.

Just a team of little guys. Also a bit wild seeing a fully human Midge.

I would imagine there are better places to steal bones than the health and beauty department. Haha

#Avali #Skadaddling

Is there some #LawOfTheUniverse that demands any medication that is one daily will always shake out in groups of exactly two? Always have to put one back. Haha

I will soon be #GoingLive with #Elmo'sLetterAdventure. Ready yourselves!

People are always asking me "Satu, what the fuck does that mean?" And never "Satu, how the fuck does that mean." It really gets to you after a while.

Jääväli eat a lot of fish. Jääväli just being what the Jääpallo avali call themselves. Jääpallo being the ice ball planet most of my avali OCs come from.

I need to learn how to draw and then animate. I have a great Idea for a short #AMV with my #Avali. That one song that goes "my heart beats to the beat of the drum. Oh what a shame that you came here with someone." But instead of someone else's partner it is someone else's box of #Sushi.

Feels like no matter how I put on my knee pads they are too loose, too right, or #SomehowBoth. It may be time to accept that I have #WeirdlyShapedLegs.

I wonder if the king's men could have put Humpty Dumpty back together if the horses didn't get the first try. That was only going to go one way, try re-assembling an egg with hooves. Not easy.

Gender should definitely be more complicated when it can be, but it is just wild that they have changed nothing but a word. Honestly as a they/them enby I really only win when a game decides it is cheaper to default to they/them so they don't have to record more lines. Haha

It is baffling to me how many games decided to replace gender with "body type" only to tie he/him to broad shoulders and she/her to breasts. Is this supposed to be progressive? What is this?

Anyone else ever feel like they are the only person in the world who doesn't have Uno while everyone else got it free with their Xbox?

Having a solid core community of #AwesomeRegulars is great. Not having #TheFreeTime necessary to just hang out and play games with your #CoreCommunity sucks. Full time work should only be four hours a day so I can play Terraria with my viewers. Haha

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@stprytellerwmd.bsky.social avali birb mmmm

It is interesting that #VenomSteel is a brand of industrial nitrile glove because that was also my #StripperName #BackInCollege

Hell yeah, little buddy!

I am #GoingToBed but today is my #Birthday if anyone wants to help my YouTube channel hit 1,000,000 subs! Only a little under 1,000,000 to go!

Where are my #AfterDinnerMints fans at? Let's make some noise, surely there are dozens of us. Dozens!

I am enjoying #ArmoredCore6 but Balteus was kicking my ass so severely that the game must have taken pity on me because his AI just shot off on attempt 11 or so. He stopped attacking, stopped charging his shield, just kind of sat there and let me kill him.

Hate that I cannot go on a #CuteCoffeeDate with #CelesteAnimalCrossing without #BlathersAnimalCrissing #ThirdWheeling. /hj

Don't get me wrong, I am #CynicalAsHell, but why is it that things like #JoyAndWhimsy are labeled as cringe instead of shit like being mean? Life is short, be yourself, be cringe, but be nice.

Someone needs to make a #HytaleAvaliModel soon. I cannot live like this.

I actually really like the #FruitMentos but it is wild the packaging still calls them mints. They most certainly are not. Kind of like how the weirder tic-tacs all still call themselves breath mints. Either I don't know what a mint is or someone is lying.