elizabeth q. berger

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nunca vi rastro de cobra
nem couro de lobisomem
se correr o bicho pega
se ficar o bicho come

him: i'm so drawn to you but i'm afraid of sinning, you promise this isn't gay or anything

me looking at him from the bed:

random things about men that for some reason i find attractive:

being left handed

lmao for some reason i get like: you're so special, aren't you, my love? those around you might see you as devil's spawn but i see the wheel of your fortune turning for the best! yes! i can see it in your eyes!

erê chamando o conselho tutelar pro pai de santo

me graduating as a professional chef to eventually be the aphex housewife

i #entertain by saying yes when you invite yourself to come to my house with sexual intentions, but instead i tell your fortune, talk about your childhood and make you cry, not because i hurt you but because i healed you

everytime my dear friend sends me this video i reminisce about those times when we used to #entertain. two young girls who were born to be men but instead, chose to be wild

she had a camera and an indomitable spirit and she managed to #ProvokeSociety

i've been making so much pasta from scratch lately 🤸🏻‍♀️

i like syntax better than morphology i fear...

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no equivocated aesthetic is as shameful as the vulgarity of bitterness and jealousy

only the girls who were known as "the trans" in middle school know

i broke my nail today and it's so painful, but i sort of want to cut all the other ones to a similar length because the imperfection is gnawing me from the inside

beautiful beautiful beautifulllll

and this is how you properly prosecute a former president

i had another problem with google meet so i'm blocking azealia banks on here

touch me, hold me, kiss me and explain to me why you're doing it

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i seriously believe the night is one of the most magnificent moments of our lives, time to overcome difficulties, solve problems, etc

i love the night sm! what will we experience today? where are we going?

a mean boy meets a witch, who says she will be his lover forever if he brings her his mother's heart. he runs home, kills his mother and rips out her heart. as he's running back through the woods he trips and falls, dropping the heart. in a concerned tone the heart asks "son, did you hurt yourself?"

i'm so obsessed with patricia arquette and her hair in severance. i love this diva so much

speak it sister

AND FUCK ELON MUSK

hiiii 💘