𝔇𝔦𝔡𝔞 𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫 🎄

That first one is the exact sound my cat makes coughing up a hairball

🎵 A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight, walking by a winter Waffle House 🎵

I'd help you move but I, uh, got a thing that day, sorry...

I can guarantee you he has no clue what the term "based" actually means, and it's just something he picked up from seeing it somewhere online.

It's parody, it's protected. (As it should be, regardless of what you think of the message.)

Wow that didn't take much time at all 🙄

I'll go to yours. But I'll stand in the distance wearing a pair of sunglasses and smoking a cigarette, so all your friends and relatives wonder what kind of shady dealings you were involved with

Skinner contemplating if it's the children who are wrong

I look forward to protesting #FIFA and their corrupt hold on this administration. Fuck FIFA and #FuckTrump

bsky.app/profile/dida...

I can't even get unemployment for more that 6 months

I think the point, at least from a storytelling perspective, in those unlikely alliances, was to make sure the audience didn't bring their preconceived notions of liberal/conservative/Democratic/Republican into the theater with them. Because in the end, that's not the point of the movie.

Fart particle distribution?

Cover of this week's issue of The Stranger, with the headline "Complaints Issue"

Um, isn't that every issue of The Stranger?

Picture of President James Garfield with the quote "I am trying to do two things: dare to be a radical and not be a fool, which, if I may judge by the exhibitions around me, is a matter of no small difficulty"

I mean, one of the recipients is George Strait... 🤷‍♂️

"If"?

Exactly. He doesn't trust anyone near his head. As is evidenced by his obvious lack of hair stylist or makeup artist

But she's not dead yet...

Still from the 4K restoration of Mad Men featuring visible crew member operating vomit pump

"Suing" presupposes a functioning judiciary

Screenshot from an email from Ancestry.com staying "You have a hunt about your mother"

Thanks, Ancestry, but I think I know who my mother is

Don't attack his fra-GI-le ego

At the exact same moment he's rolling back fuel efficiency regulations. Does this idiot actually stand for anything?

Technically they're upside down swow

SCOTUS just confirmed there is no such thing as "the law" anymore

Bang a Gong, Get it On(line)

John Oliver is gonna be pissed if he has to crank out an entire season of "Last Week Tonight" in one sitting