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Kristen

@thehemicane.bsky.social

I read and I write things. Cat appreciator. Whisky drinker. Disney parks goer. Can I borrow your pen?

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Yaaasssss ๐Ÿฅฐ

05.03.2026 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

05.03.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a uniform or something ๐Ÿ˜„

05.03.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a cutie โ˜บ๏ธ

05.03.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

05.03.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love a sassy lady

05.03.2026 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gray Persian cat with squinty orange eyes takes a delicate lick of ricotta cheese off of a fork.

Gray Persian cat with squinty orange eyes takes a delicate lick of ricotta cheese off of a fork.

Sylvie is a ricotta cat now. A gourmand. She beams up at the fork full of cheese and wants more. Her hunger cannot be satiated. What have I done.

Sylvie is a ricotta cat now. A gourmand. She beams up at the fork full of cheese and wants more. Her hunger cannot be satiated. What have I done.

This is not whipped cream

Gimme

Fine. Here.

And now Sylvie is a hooked on ricotta

04.03.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SIGN ME UP

04.03.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my (mostly) useless talents is being able to smell citrus mold. If an orange or lemon is rotting away, Iโ€™ll sniff it out. I should turn this into a character trait

04.03.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,719 3/6

โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ
๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

04.03.2026 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

04.03.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8707    ๐Ÿ” 1842    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 141    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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han solo is kneeling down in front of chewbacca with the words everything 's perfectly alright now Alt: han solo is kneeling over a communication desk, speaking into a microphone while partially dressed as a storm trooper saying everythingโ€™s perfectly alright now. Weโ€™re fine. Weโ€™re all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?

And now today, sunny and supposedly in the 50s. Just put me in a lawn chair with a head full of curlers and call me Edna bc all I do is yell about the weather

04.03.2026 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a lively conversation ๐Ÿฅฐ

04.03.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lucy brown from the peanuts movie is standing in the snow wearing a yellow coat and a red hat . Alt: Lucy from peanuts is standing in the snow wearing a yellow coat and a red hat with a scowl on her face and her hands balled into fists.

I knew that 50ยฐ Saturday was a set-up bc it has snowed All Day

03.03.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Happy #DeLaSoulDay! 3/3 ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ

Celebrate with us at the @npr.org Tiny Desk โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ โ›…๏ธ youtu.be/5AVYDHTOixU?... #TinyDesk #NPRTinyDeskConcert

03.03.2026 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 379    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Oooh Iโ€™m familiar with that game ๐Ÿ˜„

03.03.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

03.03.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,718 4/6

โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

03.03.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awwww ๐Ÿฅฐ No wonder she sounded so lovey

03.03.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Small brown bird with a black and white mask singing from atop the pergola skeleton. Gnarly trees in the background.

Small brown bird with a black and white mask singing from atop the pergola skeleton. Gnarly trees in the background.

As soon as I was spotted creeping at the window, little guy showed me his fluffy butt-feathers and flew off. Probably mad because I havenโ€™t tossed seed in a while.

As soon as I was spotted creeping at the window, little guy showed me his fluffy butt-feathers and flew off. Probably mad because I havenโ€™t tossed seed in a while.

This little guy was hollering up a storm. I got spotted and was given the butt

03.03.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keeping each other warm ๐Ÿฅฐ

03.03.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How exciting!

02.03.2026 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The squee I squeed! The little chirp ๐Ÿฅน I have watched this so many times

02.03.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alt: little fluffy, gray penguin is placed in a small basket to be weighed. Little guy is also syringe fed as well as given some slivers of fish. At the end they are given a small belly rub. A dose of cute given the horrors at hand

02.03.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
๏ผผ ใ‚จใƒณใƒšใƒฉใƒผใƒšใƒณใ‚ฎใƒณใฎ่ตคใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใฎๆˆ้•ท่จ˜้Œฒ๐Ÿง๏ผ #ใ‚ขใƒ‰ใƒ™ใƒณใƒใƒฃใƒผใƒฏใƒผใƒซใƒ‰ #ใ‚จใƒณใƒšใƒฉใƒผใƒšใƒณใ‚ฎใƒณ #adventureworld #penguin
YouTube video by ใ‚ขใƒ‰ใƒ™ใƒณใƒใƒฃใƒผใƒฏใƒผใƒซใƒ‰ๅ…ฌๅผ ๏ผผ ใ‚จใƒณใƒšใƒฉใƒผใƒšใƒณใ‚ฎใƒณใฎ่ตคใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใฎๆˆ้•ท่จ˜้Œฒ๐Ÿง๏ผ #ใ‚ขใƒ‰ใƒ™ใƒณใƒใƒฃใƒผใƒฏใƒผใƒซใƒ‰ #ใ‚จใƒณใƒšใƒฉใƒผใƒšใƒณใ‚ฎใƒณ #adventureworld #penguin

Maybe you too need to see a toddler penguin get weighed, fed, and given a small pat youtube.com/shorts/4GS4V...

02.03.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice work, pal

02.03.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A saturated teabag with a red tag that reads Salada lies busted open on the sidewalk. The sun is shining. Shadows dapple the concrete. I canโ€™t read tea leaves but Iโ€™m thinking theyโ€™re saying stay inside lest you get squashed.

A saturated teabag with a red tag that reads Salada lies busted open on the sidewalk. The sun is shining. Shadows dapple the concrete. I canโ€™t read tea leaves but Iโ€™m thinking theyโ€™re saying stay inside lest you get squashed.

Staring at this like Cameron at Seurat

02.03.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,717 5/6

โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ
โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

02.03.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stunning โ™ฅ๏ธ

02.03.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Autocorrect did me dirty with catsโ€™ Iโ€™m just sayin. I need some coffee

02.03.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0