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@thehemicane.bsky.social

I read and I write things. Cat appreciator. Whisky drinker. Disney parks goer. Can I borrow your pen?

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04.03.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my (mostly) useless talents is being able to smell citrus mold. If an orange or lemon is rotting away, Iโ€™ll sniff it out. I should turn this into a character trait

04.03.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ
๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

04.03.2026 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

04.03.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8368    ๐Ÿ” 1765    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 134    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69
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han solo is kneeling down in front of chewbacca with the words everything 's perfectly alright now Alt: han solo is kneeling over a communication desk, speaking into a microphone while partially dressed as a storm trooper saying everythingโ€™s perfectly alright now. Weโ€™re fine. Weโ€™re all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?

And now today, sunny and supposedly in the 50s. Just put me in a lawn chair with a head full of curlers and call me Edna bc all I do is yell about the weather

04.03.2026 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a lively conversation ๐Ÿฅฐ

04.03.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lucy brown from the peanuts movie is standing in the snow wearing a yellow coat and a red hat . Alt: Lucy from peanuts is standing in the snow wearing a yellow coat and a red hat with a scowl on her face and her hands balled into fists.

I knew that 50ยฐ Saturday was a set-up bc it has snowed All Day

03.03.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Happy #DeLaSoulDay! 3/3 ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ

Celebrate with us at the @npr.org Tiny Desk โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ โ›…๏ธ youtu.be/5AVYDHTOixU?... #TinyDesk #NPRTinyDeskConcert

03.03.2026 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 370    ๐Ÿ” 152    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Oooh Iโ€™m familiar with that game ๐Ÿ˜„

03.03.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

03.03.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,718 4/6

โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

03.03.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awwww ๐Ÿฅฐ No wonder she sounded so lovey

03.03.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Small brown bird with a black and white mask singing from atop the pergola skeleton. Gnarly trees in the background.

Small brown bird with a black and white mask singing from atop the pergola skeleton. Gnarly trees in the background.

As soon as I was spotted creeping at the window, little guy showed me his fluffy butt-feathers and flew off. Probably mad because I havenโ€™t tossed seed in a while.

As soon as I was spotted creeping at the window, little guy showed me his fluffy butt-feathers and flew off. Probably mad because I havenโ€™t tossed seed in a while.

This little guy was hollering up a storm. I got spotted and was given the butt

03.03.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keeping each other warm ๐Ÿฅฐ

03.03.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How exciting!

02.03.2026 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The squee I squeed! The little chirp ๐Ÿฅน I have watched this so many times

02.03.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alt: little fluffy, gray penguin is placed in a small basket to be weighed. Little guy is also syringe fed as well as given some slivers of fish. At the end they are given a small belly rub. A dose of cute given the horrors at hand

02.03.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
๏ผผ ใ‚จใƒณใƒšใƒฉใƒผใƒšใƒณใ‚ฎใƒณใฎ่ตคใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใฎๆˆ้•ท่จ˜้Œฒ๐Ÿง๏ผ #ใ‚ขใƒ‰ใƒ™ใƒณใƒใƒฃใƒผใƒฏใƒผใƒซใƒ‰ #ใ‚จใƒณใƒšใƒฉใƒผใƒšใƒณใ‚ฎใƒณ #adventureworld #penguin
YouTube video by ใ‚ขใƒ‰ใƒ™ใƒณใƒใƒฃใƒผใƒฏใƒผใƒซใƒ‰ๅ…ฌๅผ ๏ผผ ใ‚จใƒณใƒšใƒฉใƒผใƒšใƒณใ‚ฎใƒณใฎ่ตคใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใฎๆˆ้•ท่จ˜้Œฒ๐Ÿง๏ผ #ใ‚ขใƒ‰ใƒ™ใƒณใƒใƒฃใƒผใƒฏใƒผใƒซใƒ‰ #ใ‚จใƒณใƒšใƒฉใƒผใƒšใƒณใ‚ฎใƒณ #adventureworld #penguin

Maybe you too need to see a toddler penguin get weighed, fed, and given a small pat youtube.com/shorts/4GS4V...

02.03.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice work, pal

02.03.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A saturated teabag with a red tag that reads Salada lies busted open on the sidewalk. The sun is shining. Shadows dapple the concrete. I canโ€™t read tea leaves but Iโ€™m thinking theyโ€™re saying stay inside lest you get squashed.

A saturated teabag with a red tag that reads Salada lies busted open on the sidewalk. The sun is shining. Shadows dapple the concrete. I canโ€™t read tea leaves but Iโ€™m thinking theyโ€™re saying stay inside lest you get squashed.

Staring at this like Cameron at Seurat

02.03.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,717 5/6

โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ
โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

02.03.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stunning โ™ฅ๏ธ

02.03.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Autocorrect did me dirty with catsโ€™ Iโ€™m just sayin. I need some coffee

02.03.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seeing the bowl in the trash almost took me out till I remembered *Yoda voice* there is another

02.03.2026 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m already full-up so when C pointed out a crack that spanned the entirety of the catsโ€™s ceramic raised bowl, I was ready to walk out into the woods. He found another and picked it up same day. I remain hinged (for now)

02.03.2026 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super creepy! Expecting some weird tales inside, thatโ€™s for sure

02.03.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cloudy collection of ice tentacles that have formed around dried out vines and has attached itself to a portion of a wooden fence post. Usually it looks like Cthulhu but itโ€™s more solidified at the present.

Cloudy collection of ice tentacles that have formed around dried out vines and has attached itself to a portion of a wooden fence post. Usually it looks like Cthulhu but itโ€™s more solidified at the present.

A shell of its former self, the ice fang has melted down into clear icicles and one long, thick blob. The icicles are hanging off of the dried out vine but have released from the fence post. Weโ€™ll see if it respawns this coming week.

A shell of its former self, the ice fang has melted down into clear icicles and one long, thick blob. The icicles are hanging off of the dried out vine but have released from the fence post. Weโ€™ll see if it respawns this coming week.

The Ice Fang has finally begun to melt

01.03.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,716 5/6

โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ
โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

01.03.2026 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A metal plaque with raised lettering spelling out the phrase, "In a dream you saw a way to survive and your were full of joy."

A metal plaque with raised lettering spelling out the phrase, "In a dream you saw a way to survive and your were full of joy."

Jenny Holzer, Untitled ("In a Dream..."), from The Survival Series, 1983โ€“85

01.03.2026 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 403    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thatโ€™s awesome!

28.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0