Rooting for the asteroid
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Grapes are so expensive now that you have to eat the ones in the bottom of the bag.
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Defeat the porpoise!
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New nails today:
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Just put my stripper wine in the fridge for the traditional Saturday night when I drink.
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CNN headline reading barbie dominates Oppenheimer opening
share this post if you too want your opening dominated by a barbie
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A less friendly and perhaps more accurate framing than the book's blowjob of the facts is "elon stalked his ex and showed up at her workplace uninvited, with a gun"
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I myself have often wondered this
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Always tell someone when you're going hiking or eating beets. And always set a timer when you take a Drug.
19.09.2023 22:55 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Dad's addition: the Fabulous Slumberbirds
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I've been catching Zs for days now baby / I know you love my sleepy ways now baby / You might call me sleepyhead now baby / Put my body in my bed now baby / Nap it up, I'll take it
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She's got legs, she knows how to use them / She's an adult fully ambulatory human
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hello world
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singer/guitarist/writer @ Red and the Rebels
occultist & tarot reader @ HexeTarots
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I could tell you but Iโd have to bore you. Fan of tuna noodle casserole and ugly music. Alabamian lucky enough to live on Vancouver Island. I talk too much about tabletop role-playing games.
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Book mender. Maker of leather goods for Laurel and Clover. Raccoon voyeur. joeymarez.com
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Don't just understand the economy โ understand the world.
you can stay here for as long as you like
I write books and post too many cat pictures. She/her, only.
Charismatic megafauna. Pining for the fjords and the geographic cure.
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God's perfect idiot & abomination unto Nuggan. Also a space pirate. Flexible on pronouns. Collecting every appearance of Power Pack. Not http://weregeek.com.
Undertaker. Safely unsafe. Greeting our new normal with rakish disdain. โทโโ๏ธ. Know your value. Psychopomp. Les Enfants Sont Grognons. Crinkum-Crankum. I am the eldest boy!
Quite contrary, terrible gardener. OhioU alum, rustbelter, consultant. I โค๏ธ dogs, baseball, stories, commas, and human rights. If empathy is a sin, then Iโll be damned.
Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he
Loud mouth Southern lady type โข celiac โข curses a lot โข prone to hyperbole โข PMoK stans need not apply โข marriage equality doesn't exist until disabled people can get married without losing their benefits โข vintage fashion โข she/her
