Rooting for the asteroid
02.02.2025 18:57 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Rooting for the asteroid
02.02.2025 18:57 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Grapes are so expensive now that you have to eat the ones in the bottom of the bag.
10.01.2025 22:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Defeat the porpoise!
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New nails today:
14.12.2024 22:50 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Just put my stripper wine in the fridge for the traditional Saturday night when I drink.
14.12.2024 22:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CNN headline reading barbie dominates Oppenheimer opening
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06.02.2024 17:09 — 👍 25 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0A less friendly and perhaps more accurate framing than the book's blowjob of the facts is "elon stalked his ex and showed up at her workplace uninvited, with a gun"
19.09.2023 15:19 — 👍 1036 🔁 319 💬 18 📌 9I myself have often wondered this
19.09.2023 23:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Always tell someone when you're going hiking or eating beets. And always set a timer when you take a Drug.
19.09.2023 22:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dad's addition: the Fabulous Slumberbirds
17.09.2023 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been catching Zs for days now baby / I know you love my sleepy ways now baby / You might call me sleepyhead now baby / Put my body in my bed now baby / Nap it up, I'll take it
17.09.2023 00:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She's got legs, she knows how to use them / She's an adult fully ambulatory human
13.09.2023 01:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hello world
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