Bryce Bachelder

“Rob a toy store on Christmas Eve” to “computer chip for a warhead” is quite the escalation in Home Alone plot points.

“Alex-amber Harrel-ton.” -My 5yo, singing Hamilton

What are we setting the game 5 over/under at for how many times the ESPN crew mentions Gilgeous-Alexander and Alexander-Walker are cousins? Because no matter what I’m taking the over.

#NBA #NBAPlayoffs #NBAThreads

Are the Carolina Hurricanes the hockey version of the DeRozan/Lowry Toronto Raptors teams? Always build up expectations in the regular season only to get blown out a round earlier than you’d think?

Aaron “Reggie Miller” Nesmith

#NBA #NBAPlayoffs #NBAThreads

Well, Magic and Celtics are done, Bruins never made it, so… guess I’ll just root for Marchand to win another Cup.

10yo: “There are wasps in there.”
Me: “White Anglo-Saxon Protestants?!?!”
10yo: “I don’t know what kind, go see for yourself.”

I’m jealous of those who played #TheLastofUs games because they were prepared for what happened in that second episode of this season.

I was not. 😬

Boston Celtics “don’t blow a lead” challenge. #NBA #NBAThreads

“Daddy, have you ever heard of math?” -my 7yo

Okay Celtics fans can panic now. #NBA

The Celtics know they can take a shot closer than a 3 pointer, yeah? #NBA

Either way, it took the Celtics shooting 25% from 3 and the Knicks shooting 46% from 3 for the Knicks to win a one possession OT game. The Celtics are fine. #NBA

One of those games I wish the Celtics had a secondary offensive option other than “shoot a boat load of 3s”. The few times they ran sets down the stretch they worked… they just didn’t run many.

Also wondering why they went away from hack-a-Robinson to stop the Knicks’ run in the 3rd. #NBA

Simmons getting a little out of hand with these 2 1/2 hour pods. #NBA

I love that Kirk Goldsberry wears a Portland Sea Dogs hat on the Simmons pod.

Just gonna drag this post up from December.

It’s time for a serious conversation about the Magic’s offensive coaching and shooting staff.

We’re watching this team’s ceiling if they don’t address shooting, and it’s nowhere close to their potential.

Imagine if the Magic could shoot. #NBA

Fans: “The last 2 minutes of an NBA game take forever!”

The last 0.5 seconds of this Knicks/Pistons game: “Hold my beer.”

Magic/Celtics like the old days in the late 2000s. Take me back to when my hair wasn’t grey and it didn’t take me two full days to recover from staying up past 10:00 PM. #NBAThreads

Fly to Atlanta to hang out with my ol’ college roommate? Go to a free Magic/Hawks game? Yes please! #NBA

Every time it snows in April. #Vermont

The season 1 finale of Severance is a perfect episode of television.

Well we had a nice four year break between needing to mass protest something.

Has anyone flown internationally lately? How was it getting back into the US?

Guys, I just got an invite to a random group chat. You don’t think…

The way the administration thinks DEI hires aren't qualified for their jobs is how the administration's own hires are actually not qualified for their jobs.

I would like for the NBA to take note of how the NCAA doesn’t play beats and dumb sound effects during play and the atmosphere is awesome.

There are few things that can get me to root for Rick Pitino, but coaching against John Calipari is one of them.