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Wouldn’t they just join the Lib Dems like lots of pro-Europe Tories did in 2019?

I suspect “played through an injury in the Champions League semi final and final and then the Euros” is probably the answer but oy vey, Manu would be crucified for some of these errors.

What is going on with Blueray this season…?

She certainly did haha

The Arsenal app is so slow but yay, Russo!

We’re using our imaginations and just guessing what’s happening xox

Wasn’t feeling overwhelmed with excitement to watch AWFC but now that it’s behind a paywall I don’t have, I feel like I’m really missing out.

So much of British policing boils down to the idea that there's no point dealing with Low Intensity Crime even though Low Intensity Crime is the crime 90% of people have to deal with

He’s so great (and his London accent just gets me)

"Just say lower middle class Jack this is taking forever"

'With power comes responsibility' - Hector Bellerin wins BBC Green Sports Award Former Arsenal defender Hector Bellerin talks about his attempts to live a more sustainable life as he wins the BBC Green Sports Award.

Beautiful man, beautiful soul. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

State of the nation novel that follows the lives of 12 diverse, seemingly unconnected people living in London, interspersed with vignettes about the dismantling of wet wipe island. At the end of the book it's revealed they all flushed wetwipes that contributed to the island.

Not this being how I found out

Which is funny because my view of the LDs is “people who want to vote Tory but don’t want to feel bad about it”

This is so good

Arseblog has also appeared on the Chase before I believe! There’s a Gooner on the question team for sure.

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I was very this gif:

I hope the BBC learns that flirting with right wing grifters is not actually popular with its audience (it won’t learn) #Strictly

@dailycannon.com famous!

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Is yours gold?

Just an absolutely abject company. I remember when I asked them for help getting a seat whilst pregnant when about three trains in a row had been cancelled and I might as well have asked a dog for all the help I got.

I just fell to my knees

Comedy is all timing.

Garnacho, paid thousands of pounds a week and looks like he cuts his own hair with craft scissors.

Friendship ended with Arsenal Women, Arsenal Men are now my best friends.

Ok 100 goal contributions - that’s still my son.

200 appearances, 100 goals. That’s my son.

My most boomer opinion is you should not move house on the tube. Why am I having to dodge a man carrying a rolled up floor rug on the the escalators? Get an uber!

Reading @jonnelledge.bsky.social’s book (finally) and regret that I’m so online I read this and instantly said “Is there a Mrs Charlemagne?”