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He really is. One of the best on the pitch and that was despite an own goal.

The earliest St Totteringham’s Day ever and a hard fought derby win against Chelsea makes for a good footballing Sunday. I actually fear what might happen if Arsenal [do the thing] and Spurs get relegated. You’d have to peel me off the roof of the Emirates.

Norgaard and Havertz coming on - Handsome FC has so much depth.

WOBES

Labour's lost votes almost matching the entirety of the Green gains? How could Election Mastermind Morgan McSweeney not have predicted this?

I mean I know we all thought the McSweeney strategy was boneheaded but now we have actual scientific proof of its lunacy

2. Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro: Cloning, Free Will, and Soulmates Spotify video

Never Let Me Go is one of my favourite books ever and Dominic Sandbrook is one of favourite writers so this podcast is really ticking my boxes. open.spotify.com/episode/7EMV...

Great gøal

How did that not go in?! Physics found in the mud.

Who are you playing in the Champions League this week?

Beating Bodo/Glimt isn’t for everyone.

I’ve checked in on Expressions, can’t lie.

I could not work in events. It’s hell.

I arranged [element of logistics] for our staff conference today but am not in the place overseeing that bit so am just vibrating on the tube hoping that the people I paid to do the thing turn up.

Unprecedented levels of content are about to be consumed.

Has you listened to Slow Burn? First series about Watergate is really good.

I’m not sure I’m convinced by the pay them more argument wholesale but agree we don’t make it easy. Even the way IPSA is set up that staffing budgets are “expenses” meaning people think MPs are claiming loads (e.g. just employing staff) is unhelpful!

Oh fuck off, I barely had the chance to enjoy the Eze goal.

We were absolutely dominant and have had to stop play because of an IT issue 😡

Link me plz!

Who is taking one for the team and holding their phone up for 90 minutes at Meadow Park and streaming this on TikTok?

Really annoying. I understand it not being on tv but the club not even being able to stream comms?

UK based Arsenal Women fans, can we even listen to commentary on the Arsenal app? Or is this game just happening in a space that simply cannot be accessed?

Oh whatever.

(I’m manifesting something here)

Newcastle are not getting anything from this game so I need to stop staring at BBC Sport in hope.

Curl, it’s so confusing sometimes.

When you say mobile stand, all I can think of is the tv a teacher would wheel in during a wet lunchtime.