🌸Meat-Seeking Missile☄️

okay yeah, it's real plush hours

come squish the fert until the consistency of wiggly runty squeaky toy is achieved. she's gonna need it

won't be mad for long, little one

we contain multitudes

weh nyoom squeak glrsh etc

feel like ass today, gonna weh a whole bunch about it until we feel better

that might take some time, so apologies in advance for the random noises and insistent snuggles and, uh, all of this

you're gonna get a cute ferret all curled up in your lap

got a bad case of the sleepies today, AMA

you're doing wonderfully <3333

it's been a cozy recovery day, how is everynyan else doing so far this squeak

early morning swoony moods

brain poison

need to have the little perfectly circle cartoon bite wound off of one ear to complete the look

oh i'm sure we'll find out eventually, and it'll be fun all around

it's maids march, actually. we wanna get frilly and fwoomphy and <whatever else maid drones are responsible for>

oh right, it's the large month now

oh hello

it's squishbrain sunday apparently

let's be soft and smoochy and, y'know

Who’s my good boy? 🐕

ferreting you away for safe*keeping**

* safe is a relative term
** contractual obligation to state that you can leave at any time, but you probably won't want to

It's massive march

just how much mass? that is yet to be determined

time to make a bunch of clones and go down the checklist of hecky and embarrassing situations

getting ear scritches and kicking my gay little paws

we're so sensitive to pets now, apparently

A Braixen and a Honedge plush from the Pokémon Center

awawawa thanks to @team-luckless.pmd.social I now have a Rue and Greil plush

they're going into the smol plush collection immediately

well the good news is that we are all caught up on sleep after one hell of a messy snowy week

the bad news is we feel like a wet ragdoll after napping; gonna need to get wrung out like a dish towel

6 crawled so 9 could run and i hate how much sense that makes

good mlaaaaahning!!! it's gonna be a soft and squishy squeakend, if we have anything to say about it

and we have a lot to say about it, nya

the thought crossed my mind more than a few times over the years, but i'm here for the shitposts more than anything

could stand to shove a few of our muties down just for kicks

how are we surrounded by such cute critters all the time

tfw your tail is sick of your shit

if TIM is edutainment then so is mario maker