Comet Shaped Carpet Shark ☄️

well now you're gonna need to wait your turn :3c

went from sorting mtg cards in the old collection, which expanded into cleaning and organizing tokens and the coin collection, then rested after all that work by moving main bases and overhauling storage in the abiotic factor run with the boyf

I think we might like organizing and cleaning stuff >>

every once in a while, you catch an errant glimpse of someone a bit different than you remember. their hair is done up, their eyes a little brighter, the light landing on their face just a bit softer.

then you see their smile mirrored back at you, wider than you remember, too. they're...happier.

taking a bath at the hotel room

guess half the cule is now in danger of some money matches in mtg; whoever loses all their life gets swallowed down whole, see look it says it right there on the card, that's the rule

oh, right, uh, good mornyan! it was a super cozy weekend, well deserved and absolutely necessary

now let's get back to squishing, shall we

I don't have an excuse

A proxy for M:TG nicknamed "Nicole Watterson, Doctor" (Greasefang, Okiba Boss) with a screenshot of Nicole doing the Akira slide Legendary Creature — Rat Pilot At the beginning of combat on your turn, return target Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of your next end step. “Plus, it’s self-driving, so you can take it easy, Nicole.” —Ori, The Assistant (4/3)

back on my bullshit again

it's secretly something like that

"i'd really like for you all to survive this"

oh that just happens with squirrels, I thought you knew

when they walk through the door their seat walks through never, just breaking through the doorframe and wearing it like a belt

absolute disaster, falling head over heels at a moment's notice

yeah same

Smut and kink in general serves a similar purpose to horror as a genre; it’s an excellent way to experience things of that sort in a safe environment where you have a pause button available at all times. Makes sense why I was draw to horror as a youth and participate in kink now, they’re healing!

can't sleep, too many moods in the queue

v goes to the zoroark salon and gets a beautiful makeover! zor zor zoroark!! #transformation

(done by @geckomania.bsky.social, one of my faves aaahhh~)

CONSIDERING

🛝🍮🎂🍬➡️🦊

let's go get our claws painted and tails fluffed and stroll through the mall looking for hot clothes to try on and cute critters to invite into the scurry

I love toons and I love being a toon and I love getting to fill the lives of those who know me with slapstick and laughter and whimsy and joy

I’m a fictional character but I’m real and I’m going to make the people I encounter happier every single day the universe remains too cowardly to destroy me

it's our duty, our privilege to liven up the world one technicolor bit at a time

One of the things I love about Ring Racers is that if you manage to land a direct hit with a thrown banana or airdropped mine, it plays the loud pipe clanging sound along with the SEEEEGAAAAA soundbite. It's the same as being hit normally but everyone knows your ass got got.

:D

moving the goalposts is a common thing to do in BDSM, but TF kink tends to hotswap us to an entirely different sport, doesn't it

when the rest of the chapters come out you'll go to 24.1

you'll get there, it took a lot of work and a bit of luck to where we are now, but we've got a house full of cule and i'm grateful for it even with all the unique challenges that makes for us

okay this level is impossible to route because every time this happens i break into a giggle fit

idly wondering how many of my horny kinkposts and porn commissions are direct subtweets or embellishments of things that kinda just happened in person versus flits of fantasy for the fun of it

still need to storyboard out the whole "coathook falling off the closet door" incident, thinking on it

making a big pot of hearty healthy food just so you can knead the belly of a loved one while hand feeding them a decadent dessert (and to fatten them up for your own dessert later, of course)

late night curry adventure complete, time to be an absolute goblin for the rest of the night

let's get up to no good together