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One part pretension, two parts squee.

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That's poetry.

07.03.2026 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh this is tasty!

05.03.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suberb alt text game

04.03.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy moly, a beautiful stranger podficced my hockey cottage fic! (Not that hockey cottage!)

Incredible job, nailed the mood (fluffy. yeah, no, fluffier than that), nailed the music choices (so soppy, but Jack would love that shit), got all my jokes! Eeeee! ๐Ÿ’•

archiveofourown.org/works/80502866

02.03.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Beautiful! That pattern is so satisfying.

02.03.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adding it to my list of proposed seminars that also includes "If You Must Eat Goddamned Chicken Breast, Here's How" and "Circadian Biology 101."

27.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's true! Both the hair and the make-up make him look wrung out and bloodshot, and the clothes don't fit. Don't they know the plebes all read Menswear Guy now?

27.02.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It must have been either X-Files on Gossamer or Austen on Republic of Pemberley.

27.02.2026 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minsung on a mission to get Chan well laid would be SO GOOD.

(Chanlix endgame where Chan wrings his hands and explains what he let them do and Felix is like, "Oh yah, bro, same!" lol)

24.02.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Felix sparked the thought, but. I just think! Minsung as a team would be kind of incredible at taking care of any other member. They're so in sync, and have such a singular pooled set of strengths -- humor, experience, sweetness, ruthlessness...

24.02.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a tiny moment in the last Code when the fortune teller urges Felix to ask for help when he's sad and Han blurts, "Yes! Come to me!" Ever since, I've been craving h/c fic that starts with Felix mustering the courage to do that and ends with him blissed out in the middle of a Minsung sandwich.

24.02.2026 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been less than 24 hours since I swooned over how good you are at setting a mood?! Oh my gosh I stand by it.

24.02.2026 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heeeeheehee perfect

24.02.2026 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha sorry sometimes a conclusion seems so logical in my head, I forget to mention the whole chain of associations that got me there.

Does he not look like an amused and worldly hyung teasing the flustered, horny only freshman who made it onto the soccer team?

24.02.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh. Oh yes. One by one, or do some of them team up?

24.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His expression is what makes this piece, especially that gorgeous, limpid eye. I suppose that's true of all good portraits, that it's not just a likeness, but a mood and a story.

24.02.2026 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The age gap fanfic eyebrows!

18.02.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bless you, stranger, from the bottom of my heart.

17.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been eyeing it. The ink part sounds interesting, and Han Dongjun is a babe.

14.02.2026 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Reblog by @ecc-poetry ยท 5 images ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9ย ย ๐Ÿ” 56ย ย โค๏ธ 116ย ยทย Find a Google doc version of this poem here. For a plain text version (no footnotes), see below the cut. WHAT YOU NEED TO BE WARNED (OR: INVENTORY AND APPRAISEMENT OF NEIL GAIโ€ฆ

since the Hugos have poetry again I'm attempting to start my own little grassroots campaign on behalf of Elisa Chavez, whose poem WHAT YOU NEED TO BE WARNED; OR: INVENTORY AND APPRAISEMENT OF NEIL GAIMAN, HEREAFTER "DECEDENT" is eligible this year

www.tumblr.com/ecc-poetry/8...

13.02.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

In winter, men's sweatpants and giant, woolly sweaters are the way. In summer, my favourite article is a stupendously ugly, brass-coloured t-shirt dress from Uniqlo with pockets that could swallow a napa cabbage.

13.02.2026 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feeling a bit stuck in place because I want to write an ESSAY about this tiny drabble. They! Gosh!

*wailing and grabby hands while various mid-week obligations drag me away*

12.02.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good lord, this is good.

12.02.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Felix re-adding Chan to the rotation after a long drought...

10.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

When I need to gnaw on somebody's tormented psyche like it's a piece of rawhide and I'm a corgi, then my bias shall be Chan.

08.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I've settled into an SKZ bias line. When I am feeling placid and avuncular, it shall be HAN, because he is a good boy and a clever boy and he's doing his best and we're all very proud of him.

08.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Re: lrt

05.02.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Snakes on a Plane || ็›—ๅข“็ฌ”่ฎฐ (DMBJ Series) Vid
YouTube video by o0teyla0o Snakes on a Plane || ็›—ๅข“็ฌ”่ฎฐ (DMBJ Series) Vid

Greatest snake hits (does not convey the glory of snake camcorder).

04.02.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Situations to inflict on blorbos

05.02.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my gosh, yes

03.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0