Kemal Atlay

Anyway, great to see GOP respecting the legitimacy of democratic processes again. Hold on, I'm being handed a note...

me when da rate cut hits

Lol Hawley's comments (via Fox News) re: demanding Ukraine hold elections, is untethered from reality considering:
1. Neither UK nor US was under invasion during WWII (in terms of boots on the ground)
2. The UK skipped an election due 1940 because it was wartime.

Basic fact-checking

'Internal files seen by Crikey show the outlet planned to use covert video-recording eyewear in the making of the story, which it internally named “UNDERCOVERJEW”...'

I need a cigarette.

Inside News Corp’s backfired 'UNDERCOVERJEW' operation The Daily Telegraph planned a story featuring an ‘undercover Jewish man’ using covert recording eyewear. CCTV footage shows it didn’t go as planned.

Internal files seen by Crikey show the Daily Telegraph planned to use covert video-recording eyewear in the making of the story, which it internally named “UNDERCOVERJEW” and sketched out a week in advance.

'Minns to ask transport minister about alleged second winery trip' www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw...

'I will not touch bread if it is moist': Kemi Badenoch sparks Westminster food fight Starmer says he prefers a toastie over steak after Badenoch claims ‘lunch is for wimps’ and sandwiches are not ‘a real food’

"Lunch is for wimps"... "I don't think sandwiches are a real food"...
Sorry but this unbelievably funny and stupid 😂

'I will not touch bread if it is moist': Kemi Badenoch sparks Westminster food fight www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Every single paragraph in this is laser focused. FIFA is a disgusting joke. Well done by @barneyronay.bsky.social

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

It's giving NBN multi-technology mix costing vibes.

"Biden pardoning his son sets a dangerous precedent!"... bro, if you think Trump gives a shit about precedent, you've clearly not been paying attention these last 8 years.

Nothing but respect for my MAGA Türk 🫡 (I blame Oprah for this)

My greyhound Basil is an awkward loner weirdo – now I know how my parents felt | Patrick Lenton My mum and dad eventually realised I was happy being a little freak. And so is Basil

I’m in the @guardianaustralia.bsky.social today with a piece about how my greyhound is making friends, and it’s incredibly cute

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Israel’s Crimes Against Humanity in Gaza Israeli authorities have caused the massive, deliberate forced displacement of Palestinian civilians in Gaza since October 2023 and are responsible for war crimes and crimes against humanity, Human Ri...

NEW: Israeli authorities have caused massive, deliberate forced displacement of Palestinian civilians in Gaza since October 2023 and are responsible for war crimes and crimes against humanity.

Governments should adopt targeted sanctions and other measures, and halt weapons sales to Israel.

This is how you parliament

[penny drops] OHHHH let's not speak of that

NO MOW or MOW ON?

(Only narcs pick the first option)

Which one, too many elections!

Gday 🤠