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Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach are cuddling under a yellow blanket in a colorful blanket fort. Sted is holding a cup of tea, Edd's head is on his shoulder. There is a black flag with two skulls and a heart above them.

Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach are cuddling under a yellow blanket in a colorful blanket fort. Sted is holding a cup of tea, Edd's head is on his shoulder. There is a black flag with two skulls and a heart above them.

Cosy pirate captains are cuddling in the blanket fort, and nothing else in the world matters β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή
I missed drawing them so much! πŸ₯Ή
#OurFlagMeansDeath

05.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

im sorry im a pervert guys πŸ˜” im [redacted]ing his [redacted] sorry sorrryyyy

05.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
l'Oh my god, you're a fag!"
Jay's brow furrows, pulling away from where he had very much been trying to make out with the side of Matt's face. He's drunk enough that Matt watches the words kind of bounce in one ear, through his brain, and out the other. "Wha-"
"I mean," Matt scrambles to put Tony back on. He grabs Jay by the arms. "You're a fairy, mate!"
Jay squints. "I wasn't. I mean, I wasn't trying to fuckin'. Kiss you, or anything. Obviously. 'Cuz I like girls. Weeee like girls."
Matt shoves Jay, attempting playful but ending up in the realm of could-be-concussion as he slams against the wall. "It's cool, mate. I kiss my mates all the time.
"

l'Oh my god, you're a fag!" Jay's brow furrows, pulling away from where he had very much been trying to make out with the side of Matt's face. He's drunk enough that Matt watches the words kind of bounce in one ear, through his brain, and out the other. "Wha-" "I mean," Matt scrambles to put Tony back on. He grabs Jay by the arms. "You're a fairy, mate!" Jay squints. "I wasn't. I mean, I wasn't trying to fuckin'. Kiss you, or anything. Obviously. 'Cuz I like girls. Weeee like girls." Matt shoves Jay, attempting playful but ending up in the realm of could-be-concussion as he slams against the wall. "It's cool, mate. I kiss my mates all the time. "

Jay blinks. "Yeah?"
"Yeah, mate. Back home we don't even care if a guy fucks another guy. We actually have the biggest population of gays in the world β€”" Matt turns from him. "Jared, can you check if that's true?"
"Jaredβ€”?"
"Shhhh, sh sh," Matt says, pressing a finger to Jay's lips. "I said. Carrot. You think they've got a veggie plate around here, pal?"
"Uh."
"Big into a veggie plate. Almost as big as I am into dick, am I right?" Matt holds a hand up for a high five.

Jay blinks. "Yeah?" "Yeah, mate. Back home we don't even care if a guy fucks another guy. We actually have the biggest population of gays in the world β€”" Matt turns from him. "Jared, can you check if that's true?" "Jaredβ€”?" "Shhhh, sh sh," Matt says, pressing a finger to Jay's lips. "I said. Carrot. You think they've got a veggie plate around here, pal?" "Uh." "Big into a veggie plate. Almost as big as I am into dick, am I right?" Matt holds a hand up for a high five.

nobody cares but i’m writing nirvanna the band the show fanfiction

05.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there's not a lot. depressed that i have to keep going on the evil app to see them

05.03.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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posting the Nicky Nicky Nine Doors NTBTS clip so I don't sound abstract or alien when i reference it

03.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oodles of NTBTS doodles
#ntbts #nirvanathebandtheshow #art #fanart #jaymccarrol #mattjohnson

03.03.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yall are so lucky im not posting about ntbts on here........... (said with the tone of someone who's about to search 'ntbts' on bluesky and then repost whatever's there)

05.03.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

edadn stede,,,,,........ πŸ˜‹

05.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
terrifying girl simulator @freakyworms
me: yeah man i've just been having a lot of guilt and it's really eating me whole
my therapist who is also a pirate: arghhhh it be eating your what
12:27 PM β€’ 2023-06-14 β€’ 374K Views

terrifying girl simulator @freakyworms me: yeah man i've just been having a lot of guilt and it's really eating me whole my therapist who is also a pirate: arghhhh it be eating your what 12:27 PM β€’ 2023-06-14 β€’ 374K Views

05.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

awwwww thank u for shouting me out!!! i really enjoy these two that i wrote (in the last week... wow) extremely therapeutic to get out some sweet stuff!!!

05.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Concept art of Taika in the bloody veil

Concept art of Taika in the bloody veil

Taika wearing the bloody veil

Taika wearing the bloody veil

gypsytaylor In honor of my panel for@siren_events_uk in a few hours.. I dug out my concept art for Blackbeard in S2 EP1 post wedding raid.
The concept was when we cut back to Blackbeard in his cabin he's wearing the brides veil from the wedding attacks insinuating he killed her himself. We tried her bloody veil on @taikawaititi in the fitting.. we all loved it but thought maybe it was a bit TOO dark.. what do you guys think?
Happy #ofmd panel day.. I wish I was in the UK celebrating with fellow pirates@dvidjenkins @oneill.con@thekingprincess @nathan_foad and @davidfane_la see you all online in 7 hrs.
I may have already picked a winner for the COSPLAY COSTUME CONTEST!
#ourflagmeansdeath #blackbeard #taikawaititi #sirenevents
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gypsytaylor In honor of my panel for@siren_events_uk in a few hours.. I dug out my concept art for Blackbeard in S2 EP1 post wedding raid. The concept was when we cut back to Blackbeard in his cabin he's wearing the brides veil from the wedding attacks insinuating he killed her himself. We tried her bloody veil on @taikawaititi in the fitting.. we all loved it but thought maybe it was a bit TOO dark.. what do you guys think? Happy #ofmd panel day.. I wish I was in the UK celebrating with fellow pirates@dvidjenkins @oneill.con@thekingprincess @nathan_foad and @davidfane_la see you all online in 7 hrs. I may have already picked a winner for the COSPLAY COSTUME CONTEST! #ourflagmeansdeath #blackbeard #taikawaititi #sirenevents 8 minutes ago

Ahead of her #tnuc panel tomorrow, Gypsy Taylor just dropped some juicy concept art for post-wedding raid Blackbeard over on Instagram!

Source: @ gypsytaylor on insta #ofmd

22.06.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 54
"sorry if my big sweet doe eyes misled you but i am deeply traumatized and highly perverted"

"sorry if my big sweet doe eyes misled you but i am deeply traumatized and highly perverted"

edward teach ofmd

05.03.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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starting a collection

05.03.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ohhhhhhhhh her meeps

05.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IT’S TRUE AND RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

04.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
stede in the battle jacket opening the door to jim and olu's room, looking in with confusion (our flag means death s1e3)

stede in the battle jacket opening the door to jim and olu's room, looking in with confusion (our flag means death s1e3)

extremely sweaty lucius with his mouth open in surprise, standing next to jim and olu who do not exactly have full confidence in lucius explaining this (our flag means death s1e3)

extremely sweaty lucius with his mouth open in surprise, standing next to jim and olu who do not exactly have full confidence in lucius explaining this (our flag means death s1e3)

extremely sweaty lucius now trying to tell stede why he's there, standing next to jim and olu who do not exactly have full confidence in lucius explaining that everything's fine (our flag means death s1e3)

extremely sweaty lucius now trying to tell stede why he's there, standing next to jim and olu who do not exactly have full confidence in lucius explaining that everything's fine (our flag means death s1e3)

have either of you seen- LUCIUS there you are. oh god, why are you so sweaty?

04.03.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Fucked to Death by the
04 Mar 2026
Gentleman Pirate - A Love Story by ingydar
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs, Rimming, Felching, Anal Fingering, Self Confidence Issues, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 01, how do they end up together....? who's to say, Happily Ever After, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Humor, Fluff
Back in the day, this is where sex would end. With Ed, it's different. All things are, to be fair. Friendship, affection, romance, love, sex. Completely different from the way Stede has come to know those things.
Where love used to be a task, this comes easy.
Language: English Words: 2,355 Chapters: 1/1
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E Fucked to Death by the 04 Mar 2026 Gentleman Pirate - A Love Story by ingydar Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs, Rimming, Felching, Anal Fingering, Self Confidence Issues, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 01, how do they end up together....? who's to say, Happily Ever After, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Humor, Fluff Back in the day, this is where sex would end. With Ed, it's different. All things are, to be fair. Friendship, affection, romance, love, sex. Completely different from the way Stede has come to know those things. Where love used to be a task, this comes easy. Language: English Words: 2,355 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0

who guessed it. the banterers are bantering πŸ˜” and fucking nasty πŸ˜› enjoy!!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/80633721

04.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Again 🫦

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

04.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 2
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dolphins are jumping in the ocean with a rainbow in the background and the words have a good day ALT: dolphins are jumping in the ocean with a rainbow in the background and the words have a good day

stede is eating it out of him but not before pushing it back inside with his thumb :) he's not wasting a drop!!!!!!! <3

04.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ed creampie....................... sorry for posting this at 12:36pm on a wednesday i would just really like to see it. it's dripping into the hair on his balls. Yay :)

04.03.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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guys they are 4 years old

04.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
two pictures of Ed and Stede from OFMD, the first one is from season 1 episode 9, Ed is protecting Stede with his body from the rifles, the second one is from season 2 episode 6, Ed is protecting Stede with his body from danger

two pictures of Ed and Stede from OFMD, the first one is from season 1 episode 9, Ed is protecting Stede with his body from the rifles, the second one is from season 2 episode 6, Ed is protecting Stede with his body from danger

i'll never recover

04.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshots from Our Flag Means Death showing Izzy Hands saying 'You don't know the first thing about piracy, do you? It's about belonging to something when the world has told you you're nothing.'

Screenshots from Our Flag Means Death showing Izzy Hands saying 'You don't know the first thing about piracy, do you? It's about belonging to something when the world has told you you're nothing.'

Today (3 March) marks four years since β€˜Our Flag Means Death’ premiered on HBO Max. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

The LGBTQ+ comedy follows real-life pirates Stede Bonnet and Blackbeard as sail the seas with their crew and fall in love along the way.

πŸ“· HBO

03.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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#fandommarket

03.03.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 124

ed and stede would love my cat it’s just true. she’s such a little asshole. ed would be obsessed

03.03.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a digital sketch of ed and stede laying on their bellies looking affectionately at a calico cat that’s loafing between them

a digital sketch of ed and stede laying on their bellies looking affectionately at a calico cat that’s loafing between them

ed and stede with a calico cat for @margaritaville.bsky.social

thank you for donating!!!!!

03.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ohhhh my gosh πŸ™ˆ i love this so much thank you

03.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know 😭

03.03.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You nut.

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