Elite goblin Fruit Merchant.

Hey I know these guys!

The rule seems to be that the more the military operation name sounds like an hardcore album, the more monstrous the civilian deaths

I get what you are saying, but also the dems tried that trick with trump in 16 and look how that worked out

Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy.

Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

I remember a story about Vin Diesel getting Judi Dench to play D&D with him on the set of Chronicles of Riddick. The dude loves his grand dames of cinema

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture.

Understood instantly what it meant.

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

america's doing car accidents like russia does falling out a window

HMMMMMMM.....

Jess Craven (@jesscraven101) More alarming news out of Dilley…this time with Epsteinian overtones…ugh.

Are young girls being trafficked from ICE detention Centers? Dilly Texas, Detention Center has segregated all young girls into "Blue Butterfly" lockups; they are being held without contact or communication, with no contact or safety checks allowed. Just silence.
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UNDEAD warforged!
Mummy Warforged with a staff of disintegration

(looking up Necrons to DnD conversion)

I think I was too busy trying to tie in a metaplot of a secret illithid invasion into the elven core worlds to just do an open ended mercenary campaign...

but the game puttered out before we got into anything that looked like a classic loot for profit D&D campaign with the sci-fi corporate overlord in the background

but this also meant that the raw materials of a trans world trade empire was vague - so I liked the idea of tying it back to the core of dungeon-delving.

the 5e version of spelljammer left the function of the ships very undefined, so we vamped a few rules into how a party could work together to improve the performance of a ship.

Ran this Spelljammer campaign for a little bit where the idea was that the ships were powered by the psionic energy that accumulated in ancient relics.

sure, if you've got a bunch of Ripleys on your side, unfortunately we live in a world of Ashes, Burkes, and Weylands

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we got gifted Dungeon Acadmey by madeline Roux a few years ago that is middle grade level
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The literal face of fascism

Watching the Matrix, Sixth Sense, and Fight Club in theaters without additional knowledge was really a treat

Man, its like the entire anti-woke movement was manufactured by elites to avoid accountability for their monstrous sex-crimes.

got a deal on an akai mini midi controller, bout to get dungeon-synthee up in here.

the last 5 days of the dow

It is very funny that the Dow has not been over 50,000 ever since Pam Bondi crashed out at her congressional hearing.

hey, he was arrested! just like trump!

scene from primer but with goth baddies.

using $30k in ai tokens to create my dream film project: PRIMER but with goth baddies

feeding this prompt into sora rn...

make Primer but with hot goth anime chicks.

just going to assume its kind of petty and racist and move on