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Burny Slanders

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Wannabe football expert. Takesman. The NFL Draft is my favorite.

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@jessicasmetana.bsky.social does Dan know that his friend of the show Jason Bennetti has MS so he wasn’t really making a silly face on purpose during his headshot for the Tigers. Would love to play that clip for Jason next time I think he would find it funny since no one knew

29.03.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social Imagine nailing David Samson to your wall at a diagonal, leaning back on your couch and thinking, yea that could be a little bigger

30.01.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mattyfbrown.bsky.social @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social you want a failed NFL retread that wouldn’t be attractive for a coaching job after calling a top 5 offense for Geno?

How about Ben McAdoo

24.12.2024 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re going to dominate those dumb actual celebrities lmao

19.12.2024 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy coincidence

14.12.2024 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s so dead he’s alive

12.12.2024 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1,000 is barely anything for him. He didn’t want it that bad

11.12.2024 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I support them

10.12.2024 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disappointed in WA. Most ppl don’t even know we upgraded at QB

10.12.2024 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s an awesome quote lmao. Unbelievably Brady/Kobe coded

10.12.2024 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drake Maye?

09.12.2024 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is genuinely no hope for America

08.12.2024 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
two posts from threads

first is from @camillecardonaa and says: I just found out that only 1.5% of Japan's population is Christian and I'm heartbroken.

second is a reply from @orangedweller and says: Hi. Japan's homicide rate is 07% per 100K. United States homicide rate is 5.7% per 100K.
Japan's unhoused population in 2024: 2,820. United States unhoused: 653,104.
Japan also has one of the highest food security rates in the whole big world. Meanwhile, in the US, 18 million people are food insecure.
Maybe this Sunday you can ask the Christians what their bible says about poor people and murder. Sorry bout your heart.

two posts from threads first is from @camillecardonaa and says: I just found out that only 1.5% of Japan's population is Christian and I'm heartbroken. second is a reply from @orangedweller and says: Hi. Japan's homicide rate is 07% per 100K. United States homicide rate is 5.7% per 100K. Japan's unhoused population in 2024: 2,820. United States unhoused: 653,104. Japan also has one of the highest food security rates in the whole big world. Meanwhile, in the US, 18 million people are food insecure. Maybe this Sunday you can ask the Christians what their bible says about poor people and murder. Sorry bout your heart.

gotDAMN

07.12.2024 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 46663    πŸ” 8623    πŸ’¬ 980    πŸ“Œ 539

Too bad we’re wasting all that money on foreign aid. If police weren’t so underfunded maybe they’d find the guy.

08.12.2024 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate all those calls that cut the field in half. I’d rather run QB power

07.12.2024 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gunner Stockton is the Tua Tagovailoa of this generation

07.12.2024 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Carson Beck interception is on the receivers

07.12.2024 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good game for safeties. 4 on Texas and 24 on Georgia both been tape poppers for multiple years

07.12.2024 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful.

You gotta go back and try a 3. If you’re ever in Seattle I can point you towards some awesome Thai/south Asian cuisine.

05.12.2024 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is this? I consider myself an expert in Asian food and that looked serious

05.12.2024 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bottom right first clip

05.12.2024 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

78 coverage for making the greatest coverage play in the history of D Line play on his only coverage snap

05.12.2024 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.12.2024 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.12.2024 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luther Burden Clip Thread.
X Traits:
- Releases vs Press
- Stacking ability
- Vertical speed
- Routes from on the LOS

04.12.2024 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You and Patrick are my generations doobie brothers

04.12.2024 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Join them. You will remember the memory forever

28.11.2024 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jim Harbaugh turned Justin Herbert into Josh Allen

26.11.2024 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching and rooting for the colts and patriots offenses is incredibly frustrating

24.11.2024 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good shit. Is your gf like mine where she loves wings but doesn’t like to eat them in public lol

23.11.2024 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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