bimbo thee clown

a close up of a monkey laying on a brick floor looking at the camera . Alt: a close up of a monkey laying on a brick floor playing with a pebble

Waiting for my meds to kick in so i can be productive

In my meanie era 😌

Its either they have no interest or they want you spit in their mouth lmfao no in between 😑😑😑

Ugh its always the ones you don’t want

Tinder is so real for showing you who liked you because what do you mean some loser who couldn’t communicate wants round 2??? Thank you for the warning and intel

I hate the coffee i made and want a fancy $12 one instead

Ignore me all you want. I’ll pretend you’re dead 🥰

My coworker: remember, geology rocks. But geography is where its at.

Me: omg shut up

Glad my coworkers support me in being mean to annoying white men who think they know better than me

Are cankles genetic? Asking for a friend

18 minutes late for work and i still think i should’ve gotten a cold brew before

Wide/flat burgers are superior to tall/fat burgers

I want to tell my coworkers “i don’t care about this and i do not wish to be involved in any capacity” but am forced to say “unfortunately i am unable to commit to your project at this time”

Gonna start a petition for restaurants with multiple tvs to dedicate at least one of them to hgtv instead of sports

I would love to gentle parent myself but unfortunately i find that way of speaking to be insufferable

Finally didn’t wear boots out and immediately twisted my ankle and fell to the ground lol. My hat came off too :(

Everyone talkin about “walton goggins in drag” ummmm that’s ms venus vandam and you better put some respect on that southern belles name