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Liverpool FC. Fuck the S*n

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Decision making. It’s been shite all year.

10.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m only listening to the LFCTV audio but it sounds like he’s got plenty of company. That being said, we could be 2-1 up here.

10.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Working on patching the roof at old toilet! πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hardcore fundamentalist Christian isn’t he.

09.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky for her you’re not a bloo else the boxing gloves might’ve had to come out

08.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would absolutely chin that

08.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The PL app used to have match info and tables for both PL2 and U18s, but it seems like they’ve removed that stuff now. Shame.

08.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking it’d be Arsenal, but you’re probably right

08.03.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not an easy ball, though, and it’s one that probably needs to be played with Rio’s left foot.

08.03.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To my eye, one hard, line splitting pass here puts us in 3v3 with Rio and Grav running from deep in close pursuit. A hard pass here, that Wirtz dummies and Jones takes forward, drags the Wolves defender closest to the halfway line out of the play.

08.03.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2009-2010ish Rafa was something else.

08.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That Joao Gomes is a snide prick. Booked there in the 95th minute for probably his fifth yellow card worthy foul.

06.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is so fucking irritating.

06.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done, young man.

06.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could’ve happily gone my entire life without knowing this, cheers

06.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fletch and Ally on TNT are no better, I promise you πŸ™„

06.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe marginally better than Tuesday was. Ngumoha the best player on the pitch imo, hopefully the ref does something in the second half about Wolves players kicking the living shit out of him.

06.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Six minutes in and I’ve already had about enough of fucking Fletch and Ally. Insufferable.

06.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m calling bullshit on this one.

06.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UTFR

06.03.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So then Ekitike is essentially the DΓ­az replacement, rather than Jota. Which means we’d have happily gone into this season with all three of Jota, Ekitike, and Isak. Assume the plan was for DJ to play more on the left?

05.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you count Jota though, Neil? It was my impression that the club only intended to buy one striker, and that was probably Isak. Ekitike is the Jota replacement, I think.

05.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost certainly an oversimplification, but we can add this question to the fact that the style of football the coach has is playing is horrendous to watch and it’s enough for me to want a change.

04.03.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once is unlucky. Twice is really unlucky. 3 times is exceptionally bad luck. 5 times isn’t luck anymore imo, it’s mentality or lack thereof. Either this group of players are mentally weak (seems unlikely given they won the league less than 10 months ago), or the coach is not the right guy anymore.

04.03.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Two sides of the same coin, always have been

04.03.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this is the plan, you might as well have Gakpo and Salah swap sides so that at least they can swing in crosses without having to cut back onto their strong foot.

04.03.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect the point Kevin is making is if we don’t fuck around for the first 45 minutes of the game and actually try and have a go at *checks notes* THE WORST SIDE IN THE PREM then maybe those little errors you’re talking about make it 2-5 instead of 2-1.

04.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly true mate. They essentially all do it.

04.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0