Andrew Bohrer

“Diva Meltdown”

It’s a boilermaker sub champagne for beer.

You’re welcome.

Well that bottle of High West makes me think of the terrifying story Porter Rockwell. You could look him up and mine some gold from that story.

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

Also, I’m going to call it, sight gags are back. No more two screening it.

There is a lot to keep up with in this modern world so I’m just here to let you know that Toxic Avenger (2023) has a post credit sequence

The world: “metaphors are to complicated”

Me: “fine, let’s spell it out for you.”

My wife and I are thousands of miles apart.

Better send her some shitty memes before bed so she knows I love her.

In a win for the AI summary, we are squarely in a humanitarian crisis that requires UN intervention.

As a well off cis het white straight man, I never thought gentrification would come first me, but this J Crew used to be a GameStop. Sad.

David Attenborough voice:

“If awakened before dawn the chihuahua mutt’s natural burrowing instincts take over. They are able to deftly bury themselves under blankets large enough for a grown man. This defense mechanism protects them from anything that may disturb their 23 hour sleep schedule.”

Shout out to TSA agents who didn’t call in sick today.

Hand them a bag of $50k in cash if you are so inclined.

As I learned yesterday, that’s no big deal, and they aren’t getting paid right now.

But apparently, this is a new one. The one that had been coming around had a little trip taken out of his shell and the neighbor kids put a little dot on the other one. They see those two every year.

Dude, I was shocked to find out that these box turtles are actually having a hard time back in my hometown. Between the habitat, going away and plenty of streets, they are considered vulnerable now.

Also, the made The Punisher Black for a bit in the 90s, not a Black man becoming Punisher but rather a melanin change. So, addressing this had been ongoing. worldofblackheroes.com/2017/12/09/c...

And where my comic nerds overlap with my political nerds, the Punisher relaunched last week and shocking nobody: the logo is no more.

Spoilers (weeks late) for Season 2 Peacemaker:

I actually have to praise WB/ DC/ HBO because I immediately saw the twist in the alternate dimension.

That studio does very diverse casting and it was very clear that everyone they chose for those scenes were white.

So, good job?

If you are so inclined, take a bored national guard member to your local farmers market today.

When they are like

“I think this pastry is a little overrated but I can’t wait to get home to cook this pasta,”

well, then the truth about cities is out.

New Rosetta Stone dropped

Tote bag stamp?!?! Such analog. Such good.

Behold, the first photograph of an actual darling, actually being killed.

If you are within two states of a comic con artist alley you should make the trip

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Fozzy, you son of a bitch! Men's T-Shirt | TomFowler's Artist Shop Fozzy, you son of a bitch! on Men's T-Shirt – A manly greeting between two battle-hardened old friends.

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I love how every Delta Air safety video deserves a GLAAD award.

Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.

Yeah but like, post a signature to add to my ensuing tattoo.

Andrew Summary: it is a great read.

50/50 chance I saw you at JFK airport today. Half the world’s population is here.

Also, nerds, I think it’s a 1975, oxidized nose but it also smells rich. It’s 60 proof so I think it will have held up well.

If this bottle survives its cross country flight it will end its life in a batch of vintage Pendennis Club Cocktails.