Andrew Bohrer

Vérité randos I photographed in Paris.

I’ll throw that casino swing tune on sometimes

Yes, my just like my dog isn’t actually named for a pansexual musical French prince, rather the hunchback son of Charlemagne.

Wise words from the guy nobody was trying to get a selfie with.

“Don’t be upset about your mediocrity— that’s mid.” -Salieri

Two glasses of wine and feeling like every Whitney Houston song was written just for me.

David Aja summons his signature noir style in a stunning new pulp variant cover series for UNIVERSAL MONSTERS: THE INVISIBLE MAN — the chilling new limited series from James Tynion IV, DANI, and Brad Simpson.
 
Aja’s exclusive covers will haunt all four issues, starting this August.

“See? You double the damage of the dice roll then add modifiers, not before.” #ttrpg

Which is different from usual?

I’m doing a museum hat trick today which means I’ll be insufferable to talk to tomorrow.

Carrie Nation, but for vape shops?

By interesting, I mean stupid.

It’s generally interesting that contemporary Americans want respect for past good deeds but have no interest in responsibility for injuries caused in the past.

New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution” “The president remained steadfast in his novel interpretation of constitutional law.” “Faced with the choice between clinging to the letter of the ...

"The president, tiptoeing precipitously down the sidelines of legality, inadvertently ran the constitutional football out of bounds."

Lil bike race outside of my apartment last night. #tourdefrance

Server touches the neck of the wine bottle to the glass, I think “very unprofessional, maybe this isn’t the job for you.”

Distillery worker hands me a dram with their fingers full on inside the glass, and I speak “cheers, thank you so much.”

A mark for a great bar is guest of all stripes from all places. The metalheads were in before the show, the locals still had room, the bartenders were asking after the pensioner at the bar— making sure he’s getting to the doctor. It a place where I could take my mom or someone with a face tattoo

It’s hard to be a classic place and still be in the zeitgeist but they stay current, every expression available from each new distiller is on hand for the true believers.

There’s no whisky list and they don’t need one. Drams start at very low prices, plenty of multi-thousand £ bottles are on available, tell them what you are looking for and they find it or something like it.

Awards season for bars right now and I’d The Pot Still in Glasgow is still holding on as one of the greatest is the world.

I don’t particularly know anybody who works there and I’ve only been thrice but it is the perfect overlap of professional, nerd, and hospitable.

This is not The Atlantic’s best promo for their OpenAI partnership.

Decorative gourds better step up.

Drink driving laws are very strict in Scotland (they won’t pour for you if you are driving) but the driver’s dram programs are very mature and very generous.

The grease from his palm was exchanged in the handshake “free autograph” I said, “careful, they’ll charge you for that in the gift shop.” Whisky humor!

Met legendary millsmith Ronnie Lee at Old Pulteney today. Not a series of made up words. He fixes and rebuilds mills for distilleries, some of these machines have been running for over 150– just requiring an annual check up.

Buddy, that’s what the guests there think too. Two days ago I was in Campbeltown and tour guides were casually dropping master distiller names like baseball hall of famers and in Speyside they are like “so it’s made of barley…”

Cool how the folks at Strathisla are like “you don’t know gnomes don’t make this whisky, shits magic ‘round here.”

Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum is one of Scotland's most popular free attractions. It has been a favourite with visitors since 1901.

www.glasgowlife.org.uk/museums/venu...

I audibly said “what the fuck” in front of children.