maggie (maybe)

I just want to clarify something, I really do think women can drive but I don’t think they should have to

It’s my birthday !

I messed up parts of the joy cons- still functional but imperfect lol

I broke my leg

Don't talk to me until I've had my 90 minutes of scrolling

My biggest issue with society is that I cannot put a fruit-bearing tree on the balcony of my apartment

A fluffy orange cat laying on a coffee table. There are vinyl records and board games in the background

One of my boys is acting out and doesn’t have his catnip banana to take it out on

And what if I came up with a new and harder version of solitaire

I know a deck of cards hates to see my dumb ass coming

I spent the past two days playing solitaire SO incorrectly I’m genuinely shocked

I started playing it again and it’s SO laggy! I don’t remember it being like this a couple years ago

That’s your new child, I don’t make the rules

Sounds like you have four cats

A white cat laying on a bed looking at the camera. He has a grey patch on top of his head. The bedding is white with purple leaves. There is a brown blanket in the background. The cat’s front half is kind of laying on and supported up by my leg which is under the bedding.

It was my cat’s birthday yesterday. Say happy birthday to him.

The most important part of the macys thanksgiving day parade is pikachu and eevee riding a pokeball sled

In honor of the holiday I made the absolute worst mixed drink I’ve ever had

Yes

Hello?? I haven’t posted in 5 days but everyone should know I make some kick ass green beans, chocolate pie, and berry cobbler

She wore a crown and came down in a bubble Doug

Imagine if wicked was a real musical on broadway

a witch 's hat is floating in the water with the sun behind it Alt: a witch 's hat is floating in the water with the sun behind it

Just came back from a screening of Wicked.

I dabble in musical theater, but I’m not an “enthusiast”. The opening sequence was BROADWAY. Straight into the deep end.

By the last scene I had drank the green kool-aid. The message is poignant for the times.

Cynthia & Ariana knocked it outta the park!

I saw wicked tonight and I cried a tiny bit at it but I don’t think it was meant to evoke that?

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HSWAWR
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SWACASCDIABD
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I genuinely don’t know how to read this lmao

Not to get too emotional on main but…

I’m really hungry

I love watching people guess if it’s a medication or a Pokemon name

@simguruninja.bsky.social happy MySims day! I will be taking credit for the Switch adaptation as I tweeted this at you in January

Screenshot of a video game from 1995. It is a cafeteria school lunch line with an assortment of foods that are all close up stock photos of the foods. There is a girl with a tray split into fractions for you to put food into the coordinating fractions that she tells you. There is a timer that looks like an analog clock that counts down for the mini game. There is a dog mascot in the corner that gives you instructions. The foods are: cookies, vanilla pudding, asparagus, string beans, strawberries, peas, green jello, multicolor pasta, ice cream, French fries, salad, and fried chicken. They all look exactly how you would expect them to look but I do want to note the ice cream specifically - it has scoops of every color and I find it delightful.

I found it #gamer #progaming

ISO friends who like these video games:

🎮 Pokemon
🎮 Planet Zoo
🎮 The Sims
🎮 Nancy Drew
🎮 Animal Crossing
🎮 Stardew Valley
🎮 Minecraft
🎮 Harvest Moon
🎮 That one educational kids game from the 90’s/00’s where you could fill people’s lunch trays with stock photos of peas
🎮 Just Dance

Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.