There's no face like Noem.
05.03.2026 19:17 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There's no face like Noem.
05.03.2026 19:17 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And this lovely 2013 version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rwx...
05.03.2026 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you're not buying an atlas today, you're doing World Book Day all wrong.
05.03.2026 10:22 β π 10 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0It's part 4 of the Cartoon Chronicles of the Wars of the Roses. Get the whole comic at warsoftherosescomic.com #WarsOfTheRoses
05.03.2026 08:01 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I mean of course he was. There was the poor Sheriff of Nottingham trying to collect taxes so he could provide high quality public services and there was that Yorkie git fucking it all up. This pathology is why today Leeds-Bradford doesn't have a tram network but Nottingham does!
04.03.2026 02:51 β π 21 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0Noted!
04.03.2026 16:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hotel Chocolat is a bit shit, innit? And that Tony's Chocolonley or whatever it's called is alright but a bit pricey for eating chocolate, and the lack of proper squares makes it a faff to eat. More choc takes as I get them.
04.03.2026 15:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Awful AI poster, lads.
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A work chum from 20 years ago gets in contact out of the deep blue with a case file to see if I can extricate their spawn from some university-related disciplinary malarkey.
Once a jailhouse lawyer, always...
βAfter allβ¦ why not? Why shouldnβt I keep it?β
04.03.2026 14:08 β π 64 π 10 π¬ 4 π 2Any of my mutuals in the NE like Samantha Fish and fancy a free ticket for tomorrow at Wylam Brewery? I have a spare ticket, unexpectedly.
04.03.2026 11:52 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Policy Exchange fella?
04.03.2026 11:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A fence with the scratched in words βLook on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!β
βLook on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!β
Quite bold for a yard fence in Lancashire
Fill yer boots / shopping baskets.
03.03.2026 10:36 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.
03.03.2026 00:49 β π 6693 π 2116 π¬ 116 π 563A paramedics snack timetable Small naive drawings of each of these snacks Coffee 1-5am Toast 6-7am Bacon Buttie 8-10am Multiple packets of crisps 10-12am Massive stack of cheese on toast 1-2pm Meat Pie 5-6pm Apple 7-7.30pm You can never go wrong with a Hob Nob- or Four 3-4pm Stonking great sausage roll(s) 7.30-9pm Dahl 10-11pm Urgent 12pm TUNNOCKS CARAMEL DAY Colin the caterpillar* 12-1pm/am
If you followed me on twitter you may have seen this. Child 3 made it for child 2 when they qualified as a paramedic.
Bit of gentle wholesome cheer in the face of today's news.
We all to bed, without prayers, it being washing day tomorrow.
01.03.2026 22:20 β π 55 π 7 π¬ 5 π 2Happy birthday!
01.03.2026 12:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0John Hyams's Alone.
01.03.2026 03:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chuck Berry might have got away with it. Others, not so much.
01.03.2026 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Twin Peaks open credits except with the Fawlty Towers title variant Farty Towels superimposed.
28.02.2026 20:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0More than a touch of Davros to the lad these days.
28.02.2026 20:25 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Screenshot showing that I've raised Β£440 from 19 sponsors for my fundraiser in support of Marie Curie (I'm running the Leeds Half Marathon in May).
Crikey. Thanks so, so much to everyone who's chipped in so far.
www.justgiving.com/page/richard...
Looking forward to Chuck Schumer's strongly-worded acquiescence.
28.02.2026 15:37 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0For the first time, a British Sign Language rendition of You'll Never Walk Alone was performed at Anfield before Liverpool vs. West Ham β€οΈ
28.02.2026 15:10 β π 3212 π 365 π¬ 56 π 26In which sandwich maven @barrysoh.bsky.social holds forth on the best crisps share.google/D4JTfWSEAevl...
28.02.2026 15:14 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Deffo opportunistic - the movie's been in the can for over 18 months. Principal photography was autumn of 2024.
28.02.2026 12:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Heading towards two hours in, and we might be about to get started.
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