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24 / m / he, him fox thing, playing with computers, wearing thigh highs and arm warmers ✨ no minors please

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are rushing towards each other, with a narrative text above each, with an arrow pointing at each fox respectively.
Narration above Green: Heat-seeking behaviour
Narration above Blue: Attention-guided missile

The foxes reach each other, swirling together like liquid or koi fish.
Narration: Impact!

Curling up together, coiled around each other in a tight cuddle, the foxes rest, calm and content.
Narration: Equilibrium

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are rushing towards each other, with a narrative text above each, with an arrow pointing at each fox respectively. Narration above Green: Heat-seeking behaviour Narration above Blue: Attention-guided missile The foxes reach each other, swirling together like liquid or koi fish. Narration: Impact! Curling up together, coiled around each other in a tight cuddle, the foxes rest, calm and content. Narration: Equilibrium

25.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 6614    🔁 1308    💬 21    📌 19

Science is not truth.
Science is finding the truth.

When science changes its opinion, it didn't lie to you. It learned more.

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i regret falling in love with you

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Imagine watching the super bowl until like 5 am but retain an intact sleep schedule 😎

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whose ass????

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Dredgen Sale "clearly you don't own an air fryer"

Dredgen Sale "clearly you don't own an air fryer"

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24-Hour laundromat 🫧🪙🧦

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Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.

Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.

Anyone Else Here

xkcd.com/3188/

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sleeping peacefully under a heavy blanket, while Green approaches, looking drowsy and carrying a gigantic sardine can opener.

Blue frowns in his sleep, but doesn't wake up nor move, as Green casually starts rolling the blanket open with the can opener, and wiggles inside, to sleep right next to Blue.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sleeping peacefully under a heavy blanket, while Green approaches, looking drowsy and carrying a gigantic sardine can opener. Blue frowns in his sleep, but doesn't wake up nor move, as Green casually starts rolling the blanket open with the can opener, and wiggles inside, to sleep right next to Blue.

09.01.2026 14:07 — 👍 4297    🔁 766    💬 11    📌 9
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🌳 Royalty of the deep jungle 🌳

Commission work for @tiv.bsky.social ✨

#furry #furryart

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In light of recent Ai related nonsense in the creative industry, I wanted to present some easy-to-digest facts about Generative Ai

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repost if trans people should have dr pepper

repost if trans people should have dr pepper

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Think this is a fitting piece for winter solstice ✨

Colored pencils (including a silver one, making part of the piece shiny) on black paper, A4.

#art #traditionalart #snowleopard #fantasyart

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Parental Instincts

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Postal birds! 🐦✉️

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Hey.. do you have snacks?

12.12.2025 20:26 — 👍 2513    🔁 595    💬 27    📌 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting with their backs facing each other, both deep in their own thoughts.

 Blue turns to listen as Green turns to look at him over his shoulder.
Green: Did I just say that out loud?

Blue frowns in confusion.
Blue: ...No?

Green turns back around, seeming relieved. Blue continues to stare at him, deeply baffled and suspicious.
Green: Oh, thank goodness.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting with their backs facing each other, both deep in their own thoughts. Blue turns to listen as Green turns to look at him over his shoulder. Green: Did I just say that out loud? Blue frowns in confusion. Blue: ...No? Green turns back around, seeming relieved. Blue continues to stare at him, deeply baffled and suspicious. Green: Oh, thank goodness.

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Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?

09.12.2025 15:11 — 👍 11604    🔁 4047    💬 150    📌 316
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is watching Green eat snack bars straight out of a packet, wrappers of individual bars strewn around him.
Blue: So how are the gingerbread cookie flavoured snack bar things?

Green's answer turns into narration as the scene quickly changes to a vision of Green brazenly licking the wall of a massive decorative gingerbread house taller than himself.
Green, narrating: You know that dry, stale, slightly dusty taste of a gingerbread house that's been on display all month?

Back to the original scene, Blue looks at Green with mild surprise. Green returns his gaze without hesitation or embarrassment.
Blue: No?!
Green: Well, it's like that.

Blue raises an eyebrow as Green calmly starts eating another snack bar.
Blue: Then why are you still eating them?
Green: Nobody can stop me.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is watching Green eat snack bars straight out of a packet, wrappers of individual bars strewn around him. Blue: So how are the gingerbread cookie flavoured snack bar things? Green's answer turns into narration as the scene quickly changes to a vision of Green brazenly licking the wall of a massive decorative gingerbread house taller than himself. Green, narrating: You know that dry, stale, slightly dusty taste of a gingerbread house that's been on display all month? Back to the original scene, Blue looks at Green with mild surprise. Green returns his gaze without hesitation or embarrassment. Blue: No?! Green: Well, it's like that. Blue raises an eyebrow as Green calmly starts eating another snack bar. Blue: Then why are you still eating them? Green: Nobody can stop me.

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Green is looking at Blue, who is sulking, with his back towards Green.
Green: ...Are you mad at me?
Blue: No.
Green: Are you mad at something else?
Blue: A little bit, yes.
Green: Do you want to talk? Can I help in any way?
Blue: No, and no. I'm okay.

Satisfied with the answers, Green turns to his other side, and both foxes close their eyes to sleep.
Green: Okay then. Goodnight.
Blue: Goodnight.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Green is looking at Blue, who is sulking, with his back towards Green. Green: ...Are you mad at me? Blue: No. Green: Are you mad at something else? Blue: A little bit, yes. Green: Do you want to talk? Can I help in any way? Blue: No, and no. I'm okay. Satisfied with the answers, Green turns to his other side, and both foxes close their eyes to sleep. Green: Okay then. Goodnight. Blue: Goodnight.

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green in confusion, as Green is covered in pink hair rollers.
Green: I'm going to find out what I'd look like with curls!

Blue sits down to wait as Green leaves the room.
Green: It's time to take the rollers out!

Blue sits with the most neutral expression possible as Green returns, as a fluffy cloud of uncontrollable curls.

With miraculous self-discipline, Blue manages to keep his expression neutral, while Green frowns at him.
Blue: Requesting permission to laugh hysterically.
Green: Request denied.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green in confusion, as Green is covered in pink hair rollers. Green: I'm going to find out what I'd look like with curls! Blue sits down to wait as Green leaves the room. Green: It's time to take the rollers out! Blue sits with the most neutral expression possible as Green returns, as a fluffy cloud of uncontrollable curls. With miraculous self-discipline, Blue manages to keep his expression neutral, while Green frowns at him. Blue: Requesting permission to laugh hysterically. Green: Request denied.

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Riolu doesn't understand affection, but he likes it

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Riolu found a crowbar

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Snowy forest ❄️

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#Cyberpunk2077 #V #galoodle

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