@warpizza.bsky.social
Baffling Christendom by continuing to live Non breeding adult
suffocated by LOVE! The pet owners story
23.11.2025 19:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh my god that's awful, I wish more doctors knew about Lyme disease!
23.11.2025 18:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gettin' ecstatic and sorta dramatic!
23.11.2025 15:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh Mr Lahey been painting huh
23.11.2025 14:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had a 20lb cat who LOVED to put his whole weight on my windpipe, exasperatingly adorable
23.11.2025 13:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 02-4-6-8 time to transsubstantiate!
23.11.2025 13:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can see why! Holy what
That was unexpected in such a good way
GIF that pops up when I type my name
22.11.2025 23:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RIGHT?! Dude knows how to have a good time in between all the murder and scheming
22.11.2025 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would absolutely go to a party hosted by NoHo Hank.
Maybe not for long and while wearing a bulletproof vest and hugging the walls but I'd still go
π³ golly that sounds AWFUL
22.11.2025 20:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*gasps* cue up the CAN I PET THAT DAWWWWWG video
22.11.2025 20:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Honestly tho!
"man, I was just walking around now I'm here you tell me champ"
dreams last night included:
Working at Jumbo Video, except we now had food service in the back and did movie delivery?!?!?!
Vague recollection of someone telling me to get tested for Lyme and me arguing back that few docs on PEI would do it
my bet is on a mauling hahaha after I tried to pet a wild animal
22.11.2025 20:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0RODNEY WHAT
22.11.2025 20:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FULLY and PAINFULLY aware that I'm going to die in a very dumb way!!!
22.11.2025 20:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0it probably is haha I just play real fast and loose with safety sometimes π¬
22.11.2025 18:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0why was i so worried about quicksand as a kid when riptides are a thing
21.11.2025 18:25 β π 112 π 16 π¬ 9 π 4I can't remember the last time i slept in this long hot damn
22.11.2025 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0probably not but good luck with all the needles everywhere!
As long as no open flame happens?
uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
21.11.2025 19:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02 or 3, this time of year I lean into deep dark colours
21.11.2025 01:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not exaggerating, the troll from Wrong Husband might give me nightmares
21.11.2025 01:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lmao christ the insects are more travelled than I am
20.11.2025 21:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Barry is a phenomenal show holy shit
20.11.2025 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh that's fantastic!!! I hope it keeps improving!!!
20.11.2025 19:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*twirls hair* don't stop til you hit something!
20.11.2025 18:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the finale of The Night Of just.......fizzles out wha I kept waiting for a Big Moment then the credits rolled oof
19.11.2025 22:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fascinated by the amount of tiktokers/reel people now going on tour?
Whaddya talking about on stage
Who is going to see them
