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28.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Listen to me and @clpfilm.bsky.social HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
28.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The SCREAM 7 boycott has failed.
On the latest HOLLYWOOD HANGOVER podcast, we talk why the protestors were upset and how they alienated people rather than encouraging them to join their cause.
“Can I use your WiFi?”
“Sure. Just log into MOMMY MILKERS.”
You’ll see a LOT of bad-faith reviews of SCREAM 7… BUT if you can check your politics, it’s a solid sequel packed with Kevin Williamson doing what he does best: crafting incredible, suspense-filled set pieces.
He’s such a master, he can teach us with all those tingles!
Screaming for this screening.
26.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
Piper’s first picket line… just wish it wasn’t in front of MY OWN union.
24.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t ask…
24.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My theme park loyalty belongs to whichever studio bought my screenplay most recently.
23.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I love how The Academy is holding space for Best Picture Winners through 2071 — like the world, let alone movies, will still be around.
22.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Ten years ago today, I heard one of my favorite bits of movie industry advice:
“If you’re lucky enough to ride the elevator up, it’s your obligation to send it back down.”
I just wish this expression hadn’t been uttered by…
I hear this kid can spin a fable, man.
21.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The dumbest person you know from high school who claims to LOVE the constitution is gonna be BIG MAD at the constitution today.
20.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Threatened, certainly
20.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you don’t wish my mother a Happy Birthday, she beats you with a rolling pin.
Happy Birthday, @mfrctaz.bsky.social!!!!!
The only Ash I recognize this Wednesday.
18.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Cold, stormy night. Let’s curl up to a comfort movie.
The comfort movie:
Dark skies over our union today, as management let our dedicated staff go on strike and now Scabby the Rat is embarrassingly outside the WGA.
Oh, the irony.
Carrying my short wife around like this from now on.
17.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
We lost a titan. A true consigliere. An actor who made every scene better just by his presence, Robert Duvall.
RIP to a Godfather of Hollywood.
The way Academy-Award winner Emerald Fennell gets under the skin of “intellectuals” and “cinephiles” should be studied. She’s a provocateur operating at the highest of (Wuthering) Heights and it drives them INSANE and I absolutely love it.
16.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😘
16.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Spoiler Warning: taking your wife to Wuthering Heights will NOT get you laid.
16.02.2026 05:34 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It was sold out!
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How to see CRIME 101 Valentine’s Day weekend in three easy steps:
1. Get your partner to a sold-out WUTHERING HEIGHTS screening.
2. Realize you “accidentally” bought the wheelchair access spots with no seats.
3. Pitch seeing CRIME 101, since you’re already there.
Enjoy.
So open up your morning light
And say a little prayer for I
You know that if we are to stay alive
Then see the love in every eye
RIP, JVDB.
The creek (and my hometown) won’t be the same without you.
Dying at The Silence of the Lambs TV edit: “Would you HAVE me? I'd HAVE me. I'd HAVE me hard. I'd HAVE me so hard.”
10.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
Soup or Bowl
09.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0They WOKE me up for Bad Bunny.
09.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Me forcing Trump supporters to look at Trump’s *latest* racist post.
06.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0