I've done the calculations, and a second job will absolutely help me get out of debt by the end of the year, as long as I start no later than March of 2004.
05.01.2026 23:47 β π 248 π 51 π¬ 8 π 1I've done the calculations, and a second job will absolutely help me get out of debt by the end of the year, as long as I start no later than March of 2004.
05.01.2026 23:47 β π 248 π 51 π¬ 8 π 1Intimacy? You mean yoked up together and hauling a wicked load of firewood across the snow? Hellyeah
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Iβve decided to win the Oscarβ’οΈ for best actor this year.
24.12.2025 01:03 β π 163 π 55 π¬ 12 π 0
TV series idea:
"The Queen's Gambit," but Uno
Last minute holiday gift ideas:
- lint from dryer
- oddly shaped ice cube
- cocaine
Imaginary friend
15.12.2025 22:47 β π 221 π 49 π¬ 3 π 4Wraithing about
21.12.2025 00:25 β π 100 π 20 π¬ 0 π 0If you marry a mail order bride, how much is the postage for all the bridesmaids?
21.12.2025 17:20 β π 81 π 32 π¬ 0 π 0Okay that was three posts in a short time of people wishing they were dogs, whatβs up
21.12.2025 17:46 β π 41 π 6 π¬ 8 π 3
THERAPIST: Perhaps it's time to become... Doctor "Why?"
DOCTOR WHO: *starts sobbing*
i was told that when itβs the end of the world as we know it that i would feel fine
liars
Mixed signals except it's just my cat finding me to say hello but biting me instead
21.11.2025 21:05 β π 82 π 26 π¬ 2 π 0Happy birthday π
18.11.2025 14:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Video evidence of me being a big old softie, protecting even the smallest one.
15.09.2025 16:47 β π 60 π 12 π¬ 9 π 1Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"
02.11.2025 02:23 β π 1219 π 153 π¬ 31 π 9The Waffle House at midnight. A drunk concert goers best friend.
02.11.2025 03:58 β π 55 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0How amazing if both World Series teams stopped everything and agreed to be co-champions.
02.11.2025 04:11 β π 179 π 10 π¬ 13 π 3Pitchers and catchers 105 days
02.11.2025 04:23 β π 68 π 21 π¬ 5 π 1Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
02.11.2025 04:24 β π 1892 π 411 π¬ 25 π 21Best super bowl ever.
02.11.2025 04:49 β π 89 π 20 π¬ 4 π 0Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost.
12.10.2025 20:56 β π 185 π 74 π¬ 6 π 1I am not afraid of dead people, I am afraid of living ones.
01.11.2025 19:01 β π 217 π 68 π¬ 1 π 0
This weekend in Poland, it's time to change CEST to CET.
In my opinion, it's high time to stop changing time.
πΌTell me lies.
Tell me sweet, little liesπΆ
Anybody wanna come watch me squeeze these life lemons?
27.10.2025 14:05 β π 56 π 17 π¬ 1 π 0If theyβre still mad at you, melt cheese on something and present it to them as your peace offering.
28.10.2025 00:39 β π 86 π 24 π¬ 6 π 1Thereβs no power up quite like that perfect cup of coffee.
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