Cowboy Cece pimpcece - Bluesky Statics

28.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my dog has been potty trained for years but he just turned 5 and started “marking” in the house.

when i looked up why, the internet basically said “bC YOU A PUSSY AND YO DOG DON’T RESPECT YOU!” …essentially.

28.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i hate when i try to tell people i have autism and they’re like, “no. you don’t!” and then later on i do some obviously autistic shit…. and they’re like, “wtf is wrong with you??”

24.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

your dick is not the prize, my guy—being a decent man is—and you can’t seem to figure that part out?

24.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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24.02.2026 04:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂😂

24.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he was wildin the entire six minutes! 🥴

23.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the lyrics to this song arE ACTUALLY INSANE. 😂

23.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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22.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok. 😂

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20.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i saw someone else’s was $6 LMAOOOO

19.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I NEED A DEPENDENT!!!

19.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i started my tax return and that hoe said $111……. baby, keep it.

19.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

INSANE.

19.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not sure if yall know this, but some of you actually look insane on your dating profiles.

19.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

baby lock in, right now. i want it right here, right now!

14.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuve… debí darte más besos y abrazos las. 🥺

05.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

skinny dippin wityo dad and you know my ass is fat and ya baby daddy is a bum. imtwerkinnnoooonsoooomebodyssonnnnnononononononnnn!

04.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gonna start using approximations likeeeee, “i was in elementary when the towers fell…” type shit.

20.01.2026 06:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ngl, this might be the year i stop counting my age…

20.01.2026 06:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

copilot is so ass.

16.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you ain’t got no job, i just don’t think dating new people should be a priority for you….?

14.01.2026 15:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my tumtum doin origami. 😓

12.01.2026 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i know how this sounds, but LIKE THAT is really one of my fave songs of all time.

19.12.2025 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vecna puttin the Wheelers through hell, boy!

05.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they be goin into the upside down like it’s a field trip or sum

30.11.2025 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jingle bell heist is such a good movie!! 🥰

28.11.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i ain’t doin no fuckin 75 hard… life is hard enough.

19.11.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this house gon love itself!

16.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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