Beeeeeeee

There is something satisfying about leaving the library with an armful of books

IT LETS ME KNOW WHEN MY VODKA IS INTERACTABLE OKAY

Husband: Why is the microwave light on?

Because it turns my vodka into a special quest item, next question

I told him he’d grow into a butterfly soon ❤️🦋

Another husband update: he told me he was mad at me and was going inside his cocoon. I found him like this.

He tucked all of our characters gems into bed 🥹🥹🥹

I’m smacking my lips as we speak

I looked over during the D&D session and asked what he was doing

“I’M BUILDING A HOME!”

POV, me in the shower trying to figure out what my husband wants from me:

Testing myself psychologically by staring at the hair my husband leaves on the shower wall like a Rorschach test

I always undervalue what a good lunch does 😭 every day I eat lunch I think “why don’t I do this more often”

I think you can debate back and forth on the rednote switch from TikTok, but the memes coming out of there are amazing tbh

How else would I see this 😭

I’m hung like a Christmas tree ornament

Seasonally