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Tallulah Bunkbed

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Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else. Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.

1,855 Followers  |  2,680 Following  |  2,118 Posts  |  Joined: 28.08.2023
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Color me intrigued.

02.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was anyone injured in the struggle

02.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Into helping girls grow up capable, independent and strong but don't need/want sugar shock? You can buy Girl Scout cookies and ask the scout to donate them to someone they respect like a rescue squad, fire department or hospital.

02.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoever wrote that subhead should be beaten severely and introduced to grammar and punctuation.

02.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Many people lost their minds, but not everyone. Honestly, I'm sick of watching people fall for the same bullshit over and over again.

02.03.2026 13:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hope you're having a peaceful evening with furry friends and yarn.

02.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Baked a blueberry pie today for my sister's birthday. She went to the flower show in Philly. Had a lovely time.

02.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's like having a superpower. Do your hands tingle?

01.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mmm tamales

01.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There it is. You're all about you. I'm done here, because you are learning nothing.

01.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The topic of conversation here is that Black people warned before the primary that Fetterman was problematic. Shifting the topic to a place where you're more comfortable won't change that you didn't - and still won't - listen to Black people.

01.03.2026 17:15 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

A whole lot of people are going to fry in Hell.

01.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love the chonk. Related: my baby sister gave me that same towel. She's like us.

01.03.2026 04:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Her: These are real issues and we have decisions to make

Me: What if someone *can* eat just one Lay's Potato Chip

01.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Man homicidally jealous of a beloved pet deserves poetic justice

01.03.2026 00:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
To the left, but further away: Lulu the tuxedo cat, looking off to your right. To the right and nearby: Wednesday the blind black cat facing right and cuddled up close.

To the left, but further away: Lulu the tuxedo cat, looking off to your right. To the right and nearby: Wednesday the blind black cat facing right and cuddled up close.

It's useful to file your cats in alphabetical order.

01.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Important potato technology.

28.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 748    🔁 279    💬 4    📌 72

Cleverness is not wisdom. The Dems are trying to be clever. We will all suffer for it.

28.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then by all means: go on. If you stop a few rows short you will still have a bag you love

28.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How does the fabric feel to you? Do you like the texture?

28.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whose English is this shitty? Why can you not compose a goddamn sentence?

28.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So glad to hear it! Spring is coming!

28.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Longer afternoon daylight hours have lifted my spirits.

28.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That last one was really dumb. So much dumb.

28.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks! I'm sneaking vegetables past a person who regards them as a personal insult and twisting my villainous mustache.

28.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SO MANY COOKIES

27.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want joints that predict the stock market

27.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine how frightened he was.

27.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exqueeeeeeze me rowr rowr rowr rowr

27.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you tried teaching them the Manual Alphabet? W is great fun.

27.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0