Color me intrigued.
02.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Color me intrigued.
02.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was anyone injured in the struggle
02.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Into helping girls grow up capable, independent and strong but don't need/want sugar shock? You can buy Girl Scout cookies and ask the scout to donate them to someone they respect like a rescue squad, fire department or hospital.
02.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever wrote that subhead should be beaten severely and introduced to grammar and punctuation.
02.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Many people lost their minds, but not everyone. Honestly, I'm sick of watching people fall for the same bullshit over and over again.
02.03.2026 13:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hope you're having a peaceful evening with furry friends and yarn.
02.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Baked a blueberry pie today for my sister's birthday. She went to the flower show in Philly. Had a lovely time.
02.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's like having a superpower. Do your hands tingle?
01.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mmm tamales
01.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There it is. You're all about you. I'm done here, because you are learning nothing.
01.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The topic of conversation here is that Black people warned before the primary that Fetterman was problematic. Shifting the topic to a place where you're more comfortable won't change that you didn't - and still won't - listen to Black people.
01.03.2026 17:15 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0A whole lot of people are going to fry in Hell.
01.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love the chonk. Related: my baby sister gave me that same towel. She's like us.
01.03.2026 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Her: These are real issues and we have decisions to make
Me: What if someone *can* eat just one Lay's Potato Chip
Man homicidally jealous of a beloved pet deserves poetic justice
01.03.2026 00:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To the left, but further away: Lulu the tuxedo cat, looking off to your right. To the right and nearby: Wednesday the blind black cat facing right and cuddled up close.
It's useful to file your cats in alphabetical order.
01.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Important potato technology.
28.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 748 🔁 279 💬 4 📌 72Cleverness is not wisdom. The Dems are trying to be clever. We will all suffer for it.
28.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Then by all means: go on. If you stop a few rows short you will still have a bag you love
28.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How does the fabric feel to you? Do you like the texture?
28.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whose English is this shitty? Why can you not compose a goddamn sentence?
28.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So glad to hear it! Spring is coming!
28.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Longer afternoon daylight hours have lifted my spirits.
28.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That last one was really dumb. So much dumb.
28.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks! I'm sneaking vegetables past a person who regards them as a personal insult and twisting my villainous mustache.
28.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SO MANY COOKIES
27.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I want joints that predict the stock market
27.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine how frightened he was.
27.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Exqueeeeeeze me rowr rowr rowr rowr
27.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you tried teaching them the Manual Alphabet? W is great fun.
27.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0