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Semi-professional bad influence, secret santa imp, comfort food influencer, and all around good guy, He/Him, Orthanc of the Bluesky. Tāmaki Makaurau

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DNCE - Cake By The Ocean
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For @witchnwords.bsky.social to make the start of your birthday week, may you find all the happy things you want this week.

10.08.2025 22:27 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

There is nothing to be ashamed about there.

Anyone can fall, it just takes them hitting the right moment when you're not on guard.

And they rely on that feeling of shame to keep people quiet.

It really can happen to anyone.

10.08.2025 08:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You do, you deserve a fabulous birthday where you feel celebrated and special.

10.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫂💜 Not at all what you were hoping for i know, but i hope it can still be a good birthday week leading to a magical birthday

10.08.2025 07:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That sounds kinda adorable

09.08.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh boo, I hope it passes overnight

09.08.2025 08:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She really does have some very quotable lines, very appropriate lines.

09.08.2025 07:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*looks you up and down *

*gulps *

Well I'm in a lot of danger, but so worth it.

09.08.2025 07:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Perhaps aspirational, but I like Ben, he's sweet

09.08.2025 07:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So very you, both work and both are so you

09.08.2025 07:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future

09.08.2025 07:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

This is breaking the containment and I have no interest in arguing it.

09.08.2025 05:32 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of the people I know here who are agreeing with me, most of them have PhDs.

No one is derriding them, it's a big achievement that takes a fuck ton of effort.

But it's not a measure of intelligence.

09.08.2025 05:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Realising I still have a werid anger reaction over some of the covid lockdown stuff.

It was absolutely the right thing to do.

And I had it about as easy as anyone could.

But I don't think I've let go the complaints about restrictions elsewhere when Tāmaki was in lockdown for months.

09.08.2025 05:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think there is a lot of this. I mean, academically I know that it was awful, but it's hard to comprehend.

Where as that last Auckland lockdown was hard and I know it affected me.

Nothing like the overseas trauma, but I didn't experience that, so even though I know, sometimes it doesn't feel.

09.08.2025 05:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That sounds like a problem for later you really. Not a now you problem

09.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Friend of mind was a DocPhil because for whatever historical reason Oxford absolutely does not do PhD.

Apparently that bit of Latin is not okay.

09.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I'm glad you do, it's really working for you and I think we all need that bit of brightness at this time of year

09.08.2025 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ons thing that's really bugging me about the "PhD level intelligence" is that a PhD isn't a measure of intelligence, it's a measure of commitment to study and specialisation in a narrow field (and opportunity to do so).

"PhD level intelligence" isn't really a meaningful phrase

09.08.2025 01:22 — 👍 762    🔁 120    💬 15    📌 11

The blonde is really popping on you, and you look stunning.

I'm glad you're feeling the vibes, I hope you can move to the music.

09.08.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Devo - Whip It (Official Music Video) | Warner Vault
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Oh, I'm an idiot, specifically 1980

I mean it wouldn't be everyone's choice, but I like whip it

09.08.2025 00:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Madonna - Like A Prayer (Official Video)
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But then again, can we really say 80s without Madonna?

09.08.2025 00:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Genesis - Land Of Confusion (Official Music Video)
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And now my brain is going to land of confusion, but there are so many good options.

Look, you know I'm bad at choosing

09.08.2025 00:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The B-52's - Love Shack (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO The B-52's - Love Shack (Official Music Video)

There are so many good options, but for some reason this is the one that immediately jumped into my head

08.08.2025 23:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trying to build everything in excel is a total footgun, but I think a lot of programmers would benefit from understanding what you can build to provide an escape hatch for certain use cases.

08.08.2025 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like it's never a "I can build anything" machine, and it need to have a constrained space, but the ability for people who can think in a structured way but aren't programmers to do a basic integration between two systems is powrful.

08.08.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm strongly of the opinion that low code stuff has its place, but the important thing is understanding that place.

The software around it needs to be providing the safety so the no code is empowering people to manage a constrained problem rather than a foot gun.

08.08.2025 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like it's good to explore the tech and all, and know what's out there, but so often it's a distraction.

I find the innovation tokens metaphor useful for getting people focusing on where they spend their effort.

08.08.2025 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Choose Boring Technology How to be old, for young people.

Can't remember if I've sent you boringtechnology.club before.

It's often referenced at my work and one of my go to.

There are plenty of us that focus more on solving the problem than shiny.

We just do less conference talks I think

08.08.2025 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

More libraries is the way to address the accessibility of it and they're getting there.

08.08.2025 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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