This just happened to me too and I'm spiraling
03.03.2026 18:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This just happened to me too and I'm spiraling
03.03.2026 18:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Turns out, still not great
02.03.2026 22:04 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do you think World War III will produce as many good musicals as World War II?
02.03.2026 18:05 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1I love her so much
02.03.2026 05:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not a good day today but that's ok! There's always tomorrow.
02.03.2026 04:19 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 8 π 0This is my religion
01.03.2026 19:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who me?
01.03.2026 16:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh hey March I didn't see you there
01.03.2026 16:21 β π 104 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0TGIFebruary
28.02.2026 00:30 β π 76 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In case there was any confusion
28.02.2026 00:14 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hang in there babe β€οΈ
27.02.2026 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Specifically in summer '90
27.02.2026 18:26 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Now I really want to visit Nice CΓ΄te d'Azur
27.02.2026 02:33 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Why do we call them The Beach Boys when they ride surfboards if anything we should call them The Surfboard Boys
27.02.2026 01:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Smoke and mirrors
27.02.2026 00:58 β π 66 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Netflix won't counter Ellison's offer.
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It's weird to be gay.
26.02.2026 23:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't think of any!
26.02.2026 23:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anything for you
26.02.2026 22:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Please cut off the crust
26.02.2026 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Going on my gay little walk
26.02.2026 21:36 β π 32 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0No it was me (and I'm not proud of it)
26.02.2026 18:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Somehow this ended up on Heterosexual Threads and for the first time in my life I'm being thirsted over by straight women
26.02.2026 17:51 β π 34 π 0 π¬ 7 π 0I know but I did
25.02.2026 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Y'all come back now, y'hear?
25.02.2026 22:46 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I mean sometimes the zipper gets stuck
25.02.2026 20:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π
25.02.2026 20:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Hey AD!"
25.02.2026 20:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For that I would take my pants off
25.02.2026 20:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Well here we are at the gym again but to what end?
25.02.2026 19:03 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0