Champion of Ass

Die!

Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full sized glory!

Drawn by the great @plapp.bsky.social :)

JellyJenks fact: The Slime Scientist has an obsession with early 2000's digital pets, and will go out of her way to collect any that look neat to her.

Illustration of Jackass Jenny, standing on the body of a nazi wolf to punch an ICE agent dog in the nose (subtlety is dead). Text reads: "New Dogs, Old Tricks"

Jackass Jenny #3 - if only they'd learn "lie down" and "play dead" #illustration #meltice

Gonna try to do more fanart for people. If you stream on twitch and want to spread some love, give me suggestions on who of your friends I should draw. Bonus points if they don't have any fanart yet

Deadass, if you STILL use Twitter in the year of our lord 2025, I honestly think less of you on a personal level.

"bUt ThE eNgAgEmEnT!!!!"

What? The userbase that's, like, 75% bot at this point?
THATS your engagement?

Cancelled my Nitro, y'all should too

time to be loud about this terrible decision.

discord.com/company-info...

Cancelled my Nitro; I'll strongly encourage anyone else to do the same.

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

hey if we can bully adobe into walking back their bullshit we can absolutely do the same thing with discord

Didn't they have a data breach a couple months ago???

I don't fuckin trust like that

i might be a freak but i still want something real

I think in our day and age, we should normalize de-stressing by going outside and screaming as loud as we can at the sky!

Even if just once a week or so, I think it'd be very important for those of us who are cursed with an overwhelming amount of energy! :)

Delivery & Beyond on Steam No packages? No problem! Break in, scrap, deliver... A chaotic online co-op game for up to 5 players!

One day to go till yeen game \o/

store.steampowered.com/app/3376480/...

Funfact, there's a console command to increase the playercount up to 20 max.

You have to do it before you host though, and it'll disable achievements.

A hyena wearing a green trucker styled fishing hat that says "Fish Fish Me Fish and fish the Fish that Ever Fish"

You should hire me to design your fishing hats

I might be juuuuust a bit biased, but..

I have /NEVER/ been more excited for a game release in my entire adult life

"Check on your trans frie-" No. Give them money. Hire them. Buy them a video game.

Deadass, if you STILL use Twitter in the year of our lord 2025, I honestly think less of you on a personal level.

"bUt ThE eNgAgEmEnT!!!!"

What? The userbase that's, like, 75% bot at this point?
THATS your engagement?

If you're a cis person looking for ways to connect with the Trans Day of Remembrance, here's a list of suggestions:

1) Money. Give money to trans people. Especially to black trans people. Save the speeches and the somber memes. Give. Money. Not to the Trevor Project, to trans people.

End of list.

A six-panel comic. In panel 1, text says "People often wonder, why don't I see baby pigeons? Here's where they're hiding:" and there's an egg with an arrow pointing to a question mark, then an arrow pointing to an adult pigeon. Panel 2 says "Pigeons don't nest in trees. They nest in sheltered spaces on or in buildings. This keeps their babies safe from weather and predators." There's a pigeon nesting in a sheltered cavity in the side of a building. Panel 3 says "The hidden babies look like this: like moldy potatoes, but cute" and there are two baby pigeons looking, well, like moldy pink and gray potatoes with yellow fuzz. Panel 4 says "Older baby pigeons hide in plain sight. When they leave the nest, they're adult-sized, but they're still young and learning" and a fledgling pigeon is flying out of a building saying "aaaaaa". Panel 5 says "Here's how to identify these young pigeons" and shows a fledgling pigeon with arrows pointing to these features: eyes may be gray-brown, pale-edged feathers, smaller "nose" (cere), subdued hues, and looks worried. Panel 6 says "Scientifically speaking, though, all pigeons are sweet babies" and there are three very cute round pigeons, a gray, white, and red one, with arrows pointing to them to make things look scientific.

Baby pigeon mystery.
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...

:>

goth gex and e-girl bubsy making out in a dimly lit area.

Thank you to @sonicmega.bsky.social for sponsoring this kiss

oh you're not going anywhere...

I saw this online and someone said “It’s cause he’s weak to ICE” and that is literally the funniest joke I have heard in fifteen years

arf :03

Just put this @velow.bsky.social design back up for resale. Previous buyer backed out

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.