Reshaping in much the same way that a knife to the gut reshapes the digestive system.
19.10.2025 23:13 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@vytau.bsky.social
Writer, professor, dungeon master, bass player (and guitar but lol not that good), displaced Detroiter, pizza afficionado, D&D, DCTID, part of the Turbo Team
Reshaping in much the same way that a knife to the gut reshapes the digestive system.
19.10.2025 23:13 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Brown liquid"? What's with this pretense of decorum? The president of the US, presumed leader of the free world, posted a video in which he dumps SHIT on his own people. Fucking pull the opera glasses out of your asses - it's tired schtick.
19.10.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After 3 weeks of being absolutely KO'd by COVID (no vax here in Florida of fucking course...) I just made it back to the gym for a workout today!
19.10.2025 16:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ah, the days when america was furious at our president for attending church services with an outspoken black preacher...
and now we embrace a prez posting vids of him shitting on american citizens...
oh, this GREATNESS we've reclaimed.
Literally every flight to O'Hare I have ever been on. Perfect.
19.10.2025 13:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Star Trek TOS: The Squire of Gothos is extremely about elon musk
19.10.2025 02:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elites collapsed and capitulated. Regular people never did. #NoKings
18.10.2025 19:35 β π 6566 π 1117 π¬ 57 π 16βWhen they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... Itβs there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!β
18.10.2025 00:11 β π 5809 π 2447 π¬ 8 π 22So the Dallas ICE shooter was an unemployed, online, loner, gamer dude with no friends who was politically unaligned with any particular ideology except the white male internet brain rot.
18.10.2025 04:18 β π 2065 π 555 π¬ 32 π 18this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now itβs just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting βbased meme editsβ of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole
17.10.2025 23:55 β π 4115 π 847 π¬ 34 π 18BREAKING
Jeffrey Epstein skied with, had dinners with a top Florida prosecutor on his case, docs show
Full Story: bit.ly/4nVTRUe
Quite a few conspicuous randos (big follow counts, shitlib, platitudinously blue) liking and reposting just as the gov gets into bsky...
18.10.2025 01:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay - yes it's copaganda. It has done irreperable harm to courtroom norms, but...
I still love CSI Vegas.
My guess: elon
18.10.2025 00:36 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Here ya go
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Cops led us into the street as the new βprotest zoneβ and then beat us repeatedly.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
Every time I happen on ESPN it's SOME athletes-at-home with their families: here's Bobby Cornfed eating the whitest dinner ever in his car dealer father's McMansion, the collected force of all their personalities together wouldn't warm a thimbleful of water, and we all thank Jeezzuusss for sports
17.10.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jesus offering CK some jack links
17.10.2025 18:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
17.10.2025 05:00 β π 4082 π 1022 π¬ 47 π 32That church is notorious as the site of *actual nazi propaganda broadcasts* via radio in the 30s.
Fun fact: the obelisk-cross hybrid out front, also the broadcadt tower, is usually called "cross wang," "jesus dick," "Mary's dildo" or similar by locals.
www.smithsonianmag.com/history/time...
Me looking for who the fuck wants or asked for this...
16.10.2025 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Between core illness and recovery I have been in some way "ailing" for the better part of three weeks and I would like it known that I am not a fan.
16.10.2025 16:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh the AI "enhancement" on YouTube has rendered so much shit absolutely unwatchable.
To echo the chorus: ***Nobody asked for this!***
This is my COVID brain misfiring but I literally started thinking about Ice-T singing and rapping over metal tracks about...string cheese.
I can hear it in my heaf.
I had a student
(da-Da-da-Da-dah)*
Back in early 2023
(da-Da-da-Da-dah)
Haven't seen or heard from them in over 2 years and don't remember them
(da-Da-da-Da-dah)
Just got an automated request for a letter of recommendation and that's a great big no from me
*brassy Chicago style 12 bar blues hit
I have literally spent hours of my life listening to this song and watching this video. I am not even kidding when I say it is a thing that reminds me that other worlds are possible. When I get too down and bullshit seems inevitable, i pull this up.
16.10.2025 10:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think two things are true:
1. young republicans were always terrible and racist
2. young republicans become openly hitler-loving groypers is in fact a new and alarming development that is worth paying attention to
Trump found another $20 BILLION to give to Argentina, totaling their bailout to $40 BILLION.
Yet we canβt afford to prevent millions of Americans from losing their healthcare.
Shame.
The people who want to be flattered, massaged, and just generally sucked up to, iow the audience for and subject of this rag.
15.10.2025 21:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0