Kat Holloway

Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and Gino Vannelli should have formed a supergroup called Vanilla Vanilli Vannelli.

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

Life may be chewing me up and shitting me out, but I’m built like a piece of corn. 😁

I thought the days before Thanksgiving, Memorial Day weekend or even the days before Christmas was bad

But today I met the final boss: The weekend after Christmas and it’s all weather delays.

Y’all have lost yall gah damn mind. OMFG

Them: Kat, it’s people up at the podium waiting impatiently for you.

Me in my best King Jaffe Joffer voice: 🗣️ LET THEM WAIT!!!

I missed my flight
My flight was late
You see we was connecting
So why didn’t you tell the pilot to wait?!

I could be a rapper.
#Bars
#poetry
#AirlineHaiku

Y’all: im never flying this airline again!

Me: 👋🏽see you on your return trip! 🤭

Working in the airport is so ghetto and not for the weak but I absolutely love it. 😂

OUAT I would get in trouble for lying to my granny for going outside when I wasn’t supposed to. Confused, she would say “You smell fresh!”
WHATCHUMEAN? How does outside have a smell?
Well fast forward *many* years, the pile of unfolded laundry by the open bed room window now smells like “outside”.

Watching Home Alone as an adult really pisses me off because Kevin really needed his ass knocked between the washer and dryer. “We are upstairs Dummy!”

BOY WHAT?!

Imagine being more outraged about a pardoned son than a convicted felon as leader of the free world

*hits blunt* So if this is Bluesky, and the feed is called a skyline…do we call the blocklist a No Fly list?

This is going to sound weird but somewhere deep inside I think I’m filled with magic and I gotta figure out how to get it out.

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Unpopular Auntie opinion... whyyyyyy do people wanna video call allllll the time? Random video calls to chat about nothing are not my jam. They made Bluetooth so I could chat with you and multitask, beloved.

#blackskyover40

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Rise n shine weeble woobles!! These dollars ain’t gonna make themselves!! 😎 #BlackSkyOver40 #BlackSky #Knubia #HumpDay

That squirrels was made of glass that is why they crunch when they get run over in the street 😩

Me: works in an airport with millions of people passing through daily, crowds galore. 😃 🙂 🤗

Also me at a grocery store 2 days before thanksgiving: “I am highly overstimulated. It’s so peoply in here! Omg! moooovve out the way!” 😩 🤯 😰

So I watched the A24 movie called Civil War… OMG. what in the hyper realistic sci-fi dystopian depiction is this? It’s Voldemort’s third/infinity term, & every dpt of gov has been dismanteled except the “new” military. It’s Cali, FL (yea right), TX, & some of the Carolina’s vs everybody else.

I am actively and currently siting in downtown LA traffic during morning rush hour on a Monday and WHAT IN THE ENTIRE PHUCK?!

Don’t you heathens EVER say ATL traffic is bad. I’ll fight you

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The best thing about being an adult is that you can in fact, stop at mcdonalds regardless if you got food at the house or not!

#blacksky

Me trying to keep track of all the new Blacksky factions, subcommittees, and offshoots

Yall 😂😂😂 I had to show yall this

Hey yall.

1 is the most elite

The infuriation I feel when I can hear someone crunch, chew from across the room. My God Pleeease 😩

I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.

I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡

Reposting this again cause I love my queens and this picture

Me

I’ll never understand airline passengers who act *surprised* when alerted that they’re in the wrong seat.

“No, 28B is not the window seat. It’s the middle seat. Funny how letters operate. And no, you can’t ‘just stay there’ since you’re ‘already settled.’”