𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘾. 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙯𝙤𝙣𝙚

I mean, it was just for comfort.

And I don't really care about any of the spider's opinions.

.. I guess I could do a necklace.

Would it make that much of a difference?

//

BET

.. what kinds of accessories-

.......

Okay, so.
How would it be better then.

Did you just give me a paid advertisement.

...

My outfit isn't that bad-

.....

Kasi.
I can't believe you've done this.

.. What is AFK Arena-

She keeps bugging me.

She insulted my fashion sense and said I'm gay.

( she is. )

No. It doesn't make her less annoying.

... Does my gun count as a machine?

If so I'll make one singular exception.

Don't you have fucked up experiments you could be running?

Make it an option.

You can't be THIS bored.

No, hang up.

Why do you think I'm always annoyed

//

dusts off my emily

Oh, and the Decepticons in general.

That's not true.

Just machines, kids, and that fuckass spider.

It's a nice day out today.

..

That means something annoying is going to happen.

( fell asleep at her desk )

( she didn't want to sleep but apparently her body didn't listen to her )

( ....? )

( ugh. some of her papers are missing.
who the fuck- )

" Machines is when it's the blue screen of death.

Spontaneous combustion of a healthy laptop is witchcraft. "

god damn it.
this is why i hate......

.. witchcraft.
this was fucking witchcraft.

( typing on her laptop )

( que said laptop spontaneously bursting into flames, for no apparent reason )

.... I really hate you.

.. So are you?

I am literally a workoholic that insult doesn't even work on me.

it's carmine.

also, you didn't call me--
nevermind.