Always darkest before dawn and all that…

I can’t afford to live, I can’t afford to die now either…

Pretty sure my mom sent my brother to come collect me, but I won’t complain. Don’t need to be in anyone’s bar right now.

Damn, when it rains, it pours…

You don’t need Campbell’s unless you’re in grade school and home sick watching The Price is Right. And that’s just chicken noodle.

For the rest: frugalhausfrau.com/recipes-anal...

i could almost respect this administration if they just said this

Whew, in these trying times…

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

In this context only, mashed potatoes

Fried chicken

"Ruin someone else's life instead of just your own! It's what your grandfather did before he drank himself to death!"

Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy

only therapy is therapy

Gyms are not therapy either.

Udo Kier film should not be streamed on Netflix. envelop yourself I. the darkness of the movie hall and submit to the artist's vision

RIP Udo Kier, a true original
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his one and only social media post:

no fr, COME SAVE ME

Do not project your lack on me hoe, I am abundant. @ squiggle moon

Tryna hype myself to get through this Monday

No need to pit bad bitches against each other.

Everything except the corn can GO.

3 Musketeers

Swedish fish AND twizzlers can see the trash!

Beer

Chopped cheese, never even had that.

Oatmeal raisin

BBQ sauce

Rice

🔥🔥

Half the weekend is dedicated to catching up on the sleep lost during the week. 🛌

Niggas looking to outsmart, humble or "win" in a relationship gon always end up mad and alone. It just don't work like that