Short Cryptid

People are making an "L" shape with their fingers to their foreheads at me when I drive around in my cybertruck, indicating they Love the car

We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

I blame @scittykitty.bsky.social for this late night shitpost.

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I can't help but think they're trying to destroy our habitable planet because they either believe that's the condition under which God will rapture them into heaven, or they think their minds will be uploaded to a supercomputer where they'll live forever. Either way, there's no need for our planet.

I'm also curious lmao

I really want to know what year it was lmao

In a shocking turn of events, many of the people who said they wanted "free speech" actually just wanted to be the ones in charge of which speech is free.

Son: Are we better off now?

Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.

Son: What's that?

Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.

I thought this was about baldurs gate for a sec

Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile | Onion News Network

Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard "ran in to pick up a few things."

My newest coworker came from Russia last year. She was telling us about what kind of stuff was blacklisted over there. She said she's sad to see it start happening indefinitely here now.

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Small family group of Bison walking on the right side of the road and going in the correct direction. Who says Bison can't read.

Welcome to Tatonka Tuesday

Same the first time I heard Inuyasha say "kagome" all bratty for the first time in 20 years I instantly feared for my current life.

Hell even half of priests or church leaders in general

I’m curious what percentage of the people ICE are currently attempting to round up, have committed LESS EGREGIOUS crimes than the President of the United States or the members of his administration have..

President's Day rallies

US Man Accused of Hate Crime After Israelis Thought to Be Palestinian Were Shot: By Kanishka Singh(Reuters) - Local prosecutors pursued hate crime charges against a Florida man who, according to police, shot two men he thought...

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

The anguish 😭😭

It makes me so happy to see band members be open about their political stances. Makes us feel not so alone in this clown show of a presidency.

I remember one time we drove by an antivax protest amid the pandemic and we were unfortunately stuck at the light, there was a girl no older than like 14 with a sign where she drew baphomet in rainbows colors. I'm sure it was unintentional but it was low-key a badass poster lmao

I miss the seven minutes in heaven style ones. My heart aches for them back 😭😭😭

I miss quizilla so fucking much