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I'd fucking CUM for a good bathtub rn.
Buckets. In, under, and all over everything.

I'm taking my dog to the dog park for the second time ever. The first time was this last Sunday.

He's a little skiddish around other dogs but he had so much fun and did so well I want to give him as many opportunities to make friends as possible 🥺

I don't know how to smile in pictures 🥴

Sounds like we should dip.

Repost you in a singlet

It's a trap!

Today marks 1 full month that I haven't pulled out any facial hair.

This is an embarrassing topic for me but I'm proud of myself. My anxiety manifests a few ways, one being trichotillomania and this is the first time since growing facial hair I haven't pulled at it.
Ok that's all thanks bye. 😅

Uuuugh the stent is my sworn enemy. Getting it out sucked but you can pretend you're a beyblade during which makes it a little better.

Congrats! I hope the recovery is easy for you! I had 3 kidney stone surgeries last year and the recovery was a bit rough.

Got tested but the nurse wasnt to happy about it with how much she shimmied and shook that needle in my arm 😔

Just a little humpday treat 🍑

Ive gotten so good at managing my anxiety but every once in a while I have a day like today where I'm incredibly anxious for absolutely no reason. I think my brain is just trying to keep me humble.

I'm thinking of switching up my posting habits to be about 75% slutty, 25% nerdy shit. Outside of socials I'm like 95% nerd, 5% slut.

Hey chat, do you think it's time to get new running shoes? I don't think my toes are supposed to be popping out like that

I made nachos for dinner cause I'm bulking (no I'm not)

Back day or sitting on someone's face day?
You be the judge.

And it shows 🥴

The Internet loves to hate on her all the time. Someone fancast her as a character in Brandon sandersons storm light archives series that's supposed to come out and people were foaming at the mouth about it. 😬

I feel like this is a hot take but I like Awkwafina. I enjoy the movies she's been in and I like her acting. Idk why she gets so much hate.

I found a spot with good lighting in my office today 🥸

I did some abs this morning and didn't 100% feel like dying.

Every video game needs to start at 50% volume

Hey Chat. When I put my hands up on my hips do:
I dip?
You dip?
Or we dip?
(Ft. Leg day)

CRANK IT

The muppets transcend time and space

Double whammy gym selfie

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A good day to follow this penis

I mean person

Getting older is fun. I went on a nice easy run with my dog yesterday and now my knee hurts so bad that I cant use the stairs. 🤡🤡🤡