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I did some abs this morning and didn't 100% feel like dying.

Every video game needs to start at 50% volume

Hey Chat. When I put my hands up on my hips do:
I dip?
You dip?
Or we dip?
(Ft. Leg day)

CRANK IT

The muppets transcend time and space

Double whammy gym selfie

😈😈😈

A good day to follow this penis

I mean person

Getting older is fun. I went on a nice easy run with my dog yesterday and now my knee hurts so bad that I cant use the stairs. 🤡🤡🤡

God me too. 🥴

Imagine being that boring

My contribution to #FCF ❤️❤️❤️

Decided to take tomorrow off because work has been stressful and I haven't had time off in months outside of surgeries. Im so fckn excited

This is Zephyr. He is a professionally trained bed bug detector. When he recognizes the scent of live bed bugs, he gives an alert by sitting and smiling exuberantly at his handler. We're pretty sure no one has ever been more excited to find bed bugs in their life. 13/10 (TT: emmercrew)

I try and spice it up from time to time 🤗

Sometimes I have great ideas. Like 'we should buy a cake from nothing Bundt cakes and eat the entire thing'

Hello. It's me again. 🤡

Im literally cumming over all of this Overwatch news rn

Soulframe!

Oh you think your day is good?
Well I just got accepted into a closed Alpha for a video game I'm excited to play.

"anybody speaking negatively about you is only jealous of your big plump juicy ass" - someone probably to me at some point.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS

To all the Minnesotans who are making their voices heard and protesting peacefully:

The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.

Hey chat,

Can block the 🔒 emoji??

Omg. I know what my new sewing projects are gonna be now.

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HOT

I'm literally gonna cum rn

Back day! 💪

Eyyyyy I just had mine done in December!! You're gonna love it!