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There will be a prequel, toy story 0. Toys must not harm childhood or through inaction allow childhood to come to harm

Toy story: a toy must not harm a child or through inaction allow a child to come to harm

Toy story 2: a toy must accept its role in children's games except if this would violate you story 1

Toy story 3: a toy must prevent itself from being abandoned except if it would violate you story 1 or 2

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Explain a film plot badly

So there's this guy. I think he's a guy. Maybe an alien. Anyway he goes to the... oh, wait first I need to explain about love interest. She's from the past or the future or something, and she was the one who had the thing but he doesn't know about that yet. So they're...

I had a set of Bluetooth earbuds that were connected by a cord. Solved every issue with the stupid fully wireless ones. They even had magnets in the back so you could clip them together and leave them dangling around your neck

The stream doesn't stay constant. As you finish it tails off so it's not during the main event that it's difficult, it's the tail end. You could wipe afterwards but that seems more hassle than raising and lowering the seat somehow

The first one I thought of was American pie

I think I think, therefore I possibly am

Dude, stop feeding the troll. It's not even a very amusing one

Krankies revival?

My 4th ended up being twins. 5 is definitely enough

Look, for all intensive purposes it's a mute point. It's a doggy dog world and if you attack people like a bowl in a china shop because they don't use pacifically the same phrases as you your literally being a dog in the range rover

Hilda! Hilda! I have invented a maneuver!

But once you start saying it, it gets addicting

Why would Nvidia do that?

Missing indicators and bad roundabouting
Driving too close and then passing to the left
Brown paper letters removing your licence
These are a few of my favourite things

There's a weird edge case where you can have more points on a provisional license than a newly passed one, so if you were a particularly bad learner you could lose your licence by passing your test

Thank you

Alumni is plural. You're an alumnus

HIVE MIND -
I’m touring my one man version of A Christmas Carol this December; got a bunch of dates in BUT I’ve got an annoying gap: 14th - 17th.
Been waiting to hear from some venues but can’t wait any longer.
I donate 50% of my cut to local charities
Any small (<100 seat)f venues interested?

In soviet Russia, your name knows everyone

The first thing I did when I got told I had to use an AI tool for work was add a "don't be a sycophant" rule but it still keeps telling me I'm absolutely right

Stuck in my head
And you're to blame
You give songs
A bad name

I heard he doesn't know the colour purple. Never seen anything purple. Unbelievable

There was an old man from refarm
Wanted to do immigrants harm
He hated the migrants
And wanted to farm ants
His last name began with a Starm

It's AI all the way down

My dad hated being photographed or recorded. The only example I have of his voice is a video he took in classic old man selfie style of looking down at his phone saying "oh, I didn't want a selfie"

It also doesn't look like there was a "none of the above" option or any other way to express that you'd be unhappy with the options

Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about a chicken