PupBlitz pupblitz93 - Bluesky Statics

I could get use to this whole bbqing in winter thing

01.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 63 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you want a burger ya gotta pin me down and mount me 😜

28.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 70 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Call me a good boy and I'll be on my knees 😈

27.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 80 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

This is a lie he immediately pads up after 😜😘

27.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How dare you say all bottoms got Leaf green ... Like it's true but you didn't need to call us out

27.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now do I put the rubber on now that it's been cleaned? 🤔

27.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 45 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Why is doing post even rubber laundry the worse thing in the world

27.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Sniffies is a hell hole of humanity 😅

26.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Working in STEM be like I showed you my statistical significance please respond 🥲

25.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Look over there

25.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 94 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Arooooo

22.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 181 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

Arooooo

22.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 181 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

Do itttt

22.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do itttt

22.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

21.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 195 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

You are S+ tier at minimum

21.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But you are at the top of the league 😜

21.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nods a smaller and smaller cage each time seems like a treat 😉

21.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Oh no I am a very unruly bottom 😜

16.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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16.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you record it, you'll pay the bills!

16.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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You will make more rubber laundry today

You will make more rubber laundry today

You will make more rubber laundry today

16.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or hear me out... Be dumb rubber sex dog

16.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You will put on rubber today

You will put on rubber today

You will put on rubber today

16.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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🥺 👉👈 who me

16.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I made it through a whole vacation without getting sun burnt!

16.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 74 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Peak vacation mode Blitz achieved

15.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 67 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ahhh you're gonna give a good boy a nice warm shower 😉

15.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The nulge is all you need 😈

14.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only day 5 locked and already broke my depth record by taking my entire large Slink 😵‍💫

06.01.2026 03:22 — 👍 62 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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