Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
10.03.2025 16:19 — 👍 29815 🔁 5954 💬 261 📌 116Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
10.03.2025 16:19 — 👍 29815 🔁 5954 💬 261 📌 116😏
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“Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.”
Albert Camus
Jesse's interview on the Daily Show is so 🥺🤯🥹💖
youtube.com/watch?v=jNO8...
Jesse Eisenberg is Babygirl 🎀 and he must be protected at all costs.
#arealpain
Could we just strap Elon Musk into a driverless Tesla until the Tesla does what Teslas do?
05.02.2025 03:56 — 👍 218 🔁 31 💬 13 📌 1Don't ride Tesla
24.01.2025 03:04 — 👍 6629 🔁 1580 💬 110 📌 51ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
23.01.2025 13:39 — 👍 40518 🔁 6175 💬 375 📌 164
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
THEM: nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
ME: *cuts off the top half of the potato chip bag for easier access*
being chill and upbeat out of pure incandescent spite
21.01.2025 05:24 — 👍 111 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 5We can stop reading the NYT and WaPo any time and support independent journalism instead.
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You're mine!
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The policing mechanism men deploy against each other the most is more or less sexual humiliation.
Even if it's not the case, other men will ascribe sexual motivations to any interaction a man has with a woman, and then shame him for not successfully leveraging that into a sexual reward.
It works!
Desus MF Nice 100 @desusnice Follow back gonna be hilarious if xiaohongshu is the app people actually call "x" 1:21 AM • 1/14/25 • 879K Views
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