mentally chill

Also besides the point but kind of not surprising that the most powerful people in the world are so rock-stupid that they seem incapable of writing a single grammatically correct sentence. Some of this shit reads like Resident Evil’s “itchy tasty”

Epstein was pretty clearly an israeli asset and we all know what they get up to in the realm of child sex trafficking. Very likely kids younger than we can imagine were trafficked with the express purpose of being sexually murdered. Even if trump didn’t partake, he knew.

Not to be holier than though but i can venture a pretty good guess

I do not think it is possible to accurately express in words how much the entire government hates this country, each other, and themselves. These slugs.

Mamdani has now gotten more votes than 1/4 of the members of the United States Senate did when they got elected. The political power being channeled here is immense.

Inshallah andrew cuomo will take his own life

God will punish them I would want to drink their blood

Imagine seeing Dick Fucking Cheney anywhere outside of an iron maiden in Hell and finding something to be nostalgic about? www.welcometohellworld.com/god-will-pun...

I made dick cheney cum so hard that his dick exploded and he bled out

Ngl i was so proud of myself i brought a shoehorn and gave everybody pocket square guides i was so prepared and it helped everybody *lock* in

Was fresh to death at my friend’s wedding IF YOU EVEN CARE

Honestly pretty impressive for wu to be like “though i am not ‘right wing’ anymore, i have changed none of my opinions, and i consider you all forgiven btw ☺️” That’s a brain that oughta be studied for science.

I am a SITTER i enjoy the privacy and serenity these people are fucking SICK

On twitter there’s a poll running abt whether you put your dick thru the fly or over the underwear when you piss and OVER THE UNDERWEAR IS WINNING

Isaac Chotiner: Thanks for sitting down with me to talk about your grocery shopping.

Me: Of course!

IC: So you like the microwave meals.

M: Yep! The lasagna.

IC: But you only buy one at a time so you go three times a week.

Me, vacantly: I feel good in the safeway :)

New chotiner up there for most incoherent subject he’s ever spoken to. Not the most evil (but still def pretty evil). Incapable of base-level, A-to-B thinking.

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

Didnt have the right robe pattern at target but they had perfect sunglasses, halloween here i come

Bunch of kids called in a fake shooting hoax at my school today. Wish they wouldn’t! Very stressful day!

Him being an abu ghraib guard lmfao. Live in the woods man! You do not get to be in the senate!

Seeing a shocking amount of defense over a nazi tattoo on here

It’s so funny that the solo in free bird is so good that no one remembers that the song is about breaking up with a girl because the singer loves pussy too much

Not to be pro torture but i find cold water splashed on my face to be quite invigorating

*creampies the oak harbor freight lines logo*

a jazz club named "Club Gombe" with a chimpanzee band going nuts on stage and more chimps hooting and hollering at the tables. one empty table has a card on it reading "reserved for Jane Goodall"

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

Going to safeway and ace fuckin hardware for housekeeping. Even got a union call. That’s right baby it’s all happening for your good pal El.

Just did a bunch of late-night school errands on my own time and i have never felt more like a teacher than in those moments

I’ve done the same thing and i’m looking forward to gettin zooted and watching it on streaming, not understanding a single blessed bit. I am rubbing my hands together like a clever ape.

I see that things continue to be chill over here, at the morally just website

It’s a tricky line to walk but truly explaining that the bullets are referencing helldivers, tumblr cringe comedy, and what i have to assume is being a chaser is huge because not only are they like “i dont want to know this” but they’re like “this is so twisted he has to be rw”