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Hazel

@xenobladeus.bsky.social

24 she her 🏳️‍⚧️ tooty the feeble, ate concrete powder twice, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, paraeducator, plural!!! 🔞 minors DO NOT INTERACT my beautiful wife 🩷 @harpermeows.bsky.social 🩷

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i have a HOT TAKE that im NOT afraid to say. YOUR favorite game that is WIDELY HATED by everyone SUCKS.

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american dad season 17 epsiode 2 dressed down
stan gives steve a ps5

american dad season 17 epsiode 2 dressed down stan gives steve a ps5

who's gonna tell him... it has no games...

03.03.2026 11:52 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i wish pokopia wasnt 70$ cause genuinely i have loved everything this game has shown since day 1 but i literally will never spend 70$ on a game, the sole exception was ZA but i got it entirely free PLUS dlc with trade in credit

03.03.2026 02:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You did know gaming
racecar backwards is racecar

03.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

You did know gaming:
You knew sonic.exe is real and says to leave your friends and cut all contacts in your life to live in the woods

03.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2 lion vs 1 billion of each pokemon. my moneys on maybe the lion because2 is bigger than 1 billion

03.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 11    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

home from work and the damn microwave broke who wouldve thought tinfoiled silverware does that

02.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the reviews for YOUR most anticipated game is out

IGN - FUUUUCK i hate it
DexterMorganio or however its spelt - FUUUCK i hate it
GameSpot - FUUUUCK i hate it
sean schemmel - this is ai voices. fuck off
toby fox - FUUUUCK they spoiled deltarunes ending
Game Awards Geoff: this is massive for gaming

02.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 63    🔁 26    💬 1    📌 0
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ok but genuinely what the fuck is going on in hoenn

01.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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overall i think i did some great progress today

01.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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its too easy man

01.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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every fuckin saturday with these two man

28.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

they just be airing fuckin anything in hoenn man

28.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 787    🔁 268    💬 2    📌 1
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current emerald team + progress w RA set

28.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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what the hell goes on in hoenn dude

28.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 68    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 1

critter

28.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oak challenge done in abt 35 hours

28.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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its too easy

27.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the challenge might as well be over rn i finished the longest grind

27.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oak challenge progress so far, still only 2 badges

27.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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god bless turbo

27.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they named my starter gekyume 💔💔💔

27.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Just got FireRed

27.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

why do people complain when a pokemon is bisexual

27.02.2026 14:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thats right. coming soon to your location

27.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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happy pokemon day to Pikachu

27.02.2026 12:27 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

pokemon fact of the day: i spit fire like a heatmor

27.02.2026 12:15 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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GOOD MORNING !!!

27.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 337    🔁 130    💬 4    📌 1
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what if it was called fat albert odyssey

27.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0