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Hazel

@xenobladeus.bsky.social

24 she her 🏳️‍⚧️. formerly niche internet micro e-celebrity XenobladeUS. based department nepo baby, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, quirked up white vampire, icon: anelectron00 on twitter. suggestive posts so minors dni.

61 Followers  |  62 Following  |  250 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2025  |  2.767

Latest posts by xenobladeus.bsky.social on Bluesky

meranight!

21.11.2025 11:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

☹️

21.11.2025 11:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can ieat it

21.11.2025 10:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

good mornya chatroom

21.11.2025 10:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mornyam lain!

21.11.2025 10:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

goodnight make sure no one eats the pears in the garden

21.11.2025 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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hazel go eepy time i think , have this bird friend

21.11.2025 01:59 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

antiques roadshow has been on these last few days and genuinely who the fuck was this show made for. nothing in this is interesting. is this made to be a retirement home background noise show that grandma has on while telling your mom about that one christmas 17 years ago when she got drunk

20.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i always forget this. do you think i might have the most playtime on fnaf switch

20.11.2025 23:02 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

sorry we only have white milk with chocolate syrup. i wish they did like a thing where they combine the two

20.11.2025 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good nini!

20.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

chat its cold does anyone have hot chocolate

20.11.2025 22:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A FRAUD VALVE LOGO. WHERE IS THE MAN I KNOW

A FRAUD VALVE LOGO. WHERE IS THE MAN I KNOW

YOU ARE NOT THE GUY. YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF BEING THE GUY.

20.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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why is the sky like this

20.11.2025 19:04 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

chat i need to confess. valve is waiting for half life 3 for when i finish the half life games

20.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

its tragic. maybe a comeback soon

20.11.2025 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Commission sheet! pricing for each category: black and white sketch: 15 euros for half body, 25 euros for full body flat color drawing: 20 euros for half body, 30 euros for full body shaded drawing: 30 euros for half body and 40 euros for full body. my old artstyle is also available for the same price as the shaded drawings. extra characters are 50% of the existing price, other miscellaneous type drawings or GFX price depends on complexity. I'm entitled to refuse taking any commission for any reason, such as commissions hateful in nature or anything I feel is too difficult. Rude or unreasonable behavior will also get your commission refused. Payment will be asked upfront, unless you commissioned previously. I accept PayPal or Ko-Fi. Don't contact me for anything AI related. Any use of my art for AI is strictly forbidden.

Commission sheet! pricing for each category: black and white sketch: 15 euros for half body, 25 euros for full body flat color drawing: 20 euros for half body, 30 euros for full body shaded drawing: 30 euros for half body and 40 euros for full body. my old artstyle is also available for the same price as the shaded drawings. extra characters are 50% of the existing price, other miscellaneous type drawings or GFX price depends on complexity. I'm entitled to refuse taking any commission for any reason, such as commissions hateful in nature or anything I feel is too difficult. Rude or unreasonable behavior will also get your commission refused. Payment will be asked upfront, unless you commissioned previously. I accept PayPal or Ko-Fi. Don't contact me for anything AI related. Any use of my art for AI is strictly forbidden.

COMMISSIONS OPEN!

new commission sheet! any support is greatly appreciated!

send me a DM or leave a reply if you're interested!

#artist #opencommissions #commissions #commissionsheet #art #artsky

01.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 13    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 3
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where the hell am i

20.11.2025 12:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

game backlog

umineko
xenogears and the saga games
golden sun
no sleep for kaname date
fire emblem series replay

thats all i can rember rn

20.11.2025 11:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#touhou
music by kshlemon on youtube!

20.11.2025 10:57 — 👍 26    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

i already fucked up 2026 . 2027 will be my year

20.11.2025 10:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

:D hannah year is 2026

20.11.2025 10:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

im asleep i sure hope when i wake up i dont see a gif of my pears being damaged..! i sure hope not luckily im asleep and cannot see right now yes yes

20.11.2025 00:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
theres like uhhhhhh 1 2 3 4 5 SIX SEVEN!! 8 9 10 11 pears in this photo. they will be moving on from this plane soon. a baby pearto they are.

theres like uhhhhhh 1 2 3 4 5 SIX SEVEN!! 8 9 10 11 pears in this photo. they will be moving on from this plane soon. a baby pearto they are.

hazel go bedtime nyow please keep an eye on my pears please don't let anything happen to them

20.11.2025 00:12 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

happy birthday oomfie i sent you sand in the mail

19.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lowkey this reminds me of what my mom would pack for my lunches everyday it was just one slice of bread cut in half and like a deli slice or two of american cheese but split and stacked onto each other for a cheese sandwich

19.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it even tasted orang

19.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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only one good walk photo today it seems

19.11.2025 21:52 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

what if they were called castleoids

19.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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