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Hazel

@xenobladeus.bsky.social

24 she her 🏳️‍⚧️ tooty the feeble, ate concrete powder twice, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, paraeducator, plural!!! 🔞 minors DO NOT INTERACT my beautiful wife 🩷 @harpermeows.bsky.social 🩷

172 Followers  |  118 Following  |  1,745 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2025
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ok but genuinely what the fuck is going on in hoenn

01.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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overall i think i did some great progress today

01.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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its too easy man

01.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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every fuckin saturday with these two man

28.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

they just be airing fuckin anything in hoenn man

28.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 768    🔁 260    💬 2    📌 1
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current emerald team + progress w RA set

28.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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what the hell goes on in hoenn dude

28.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 67    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 1

critter

28.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oak challenge done in abt 35 hours

28.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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its too easy

27.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the challenge might as well be over rn i finished the longest grind

27.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oak challenge progress so far, still only 2 badges

27.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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god bless turbo

27.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they named my starter gekyume 💔💔💔

27.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Just got FireRed

27.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

why do people complain when a pokemon is bisexual

27.02.2026 14:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thats right. coming soon to your location

27.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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happy pokemon day to Pikachu

27.02.2026 12:27 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

pokemon fact of the day: i spit fire like a heatmor

27.02.2026 12:15 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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GOOD MORNING !!!

27.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 333    🔁 129    💬 4    📌 1
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what if it was called fat albert odyssey

27.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

:D

27.02.2026 11:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i of all people can get this

27.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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progress on oak challenge day 1

27.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

flirting vs sexual harassment

27.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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my strat w pidgey -> pidgeot is to not evolve into pidgeotto until like lv35 so its only one level of more exp needed

26.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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doing the prof oak challenge in yellow

26.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2

the dan achievement do not fuck around

26.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0