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Hazel

@xenobladeus.bsky.social

24 she her 🏳️‍⚧️ tooty the feeble, ate concrete powder twice, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, paraeducator, plural!!! 🔞 minors DO NOT INTERACT my beautiful wife 🩷 @harpermeows.bsky.social 🩷

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YOSHI SANG BONFIRE ON STREAM RN

09.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

this post is incorrect, it was mrs and mrs chu

08.03.2026 23:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
bus meme of a sad guy and a happy guy
sad guy has the caption kitchen nightmares us
happy guy has the caption kitchen nightmares uk

bus meme of a sad guy and a happy guy sad guy has the caption kitchen nightmares us happy guy has the caption kitchen nightmares uk

08.03.2026 16:16 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

nanao from fortnite

08.03.2026 16:11 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I want to be a jolteon I'm the normal one yall are the freaky ones for not wanting to be a pokemon

08.03.2026 14:40 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

is mr pokemon a fraud i found out pokemon could breed way before he could thanks to unsupervised internet access

08.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#INNIT

08.03.2026 13:57 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

notice how galar ran that idea back #GALARSWEEP #INNIT #GALARNATIONONTOP

08.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

if i ever became famous i objectively would not be the most famous or important person to come from new hampshire cause fuckin toby fox came from nh. that white boy from manchester got something i could never achieve. i could cure world hunger and cure every illness, and it wouldnt compare to UT/DR

08.03.2026 13:48 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

what are we doing man

08.03.2026 13:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This nutrition professor is the most evil motherfucker in this college cause the fuck you mean exams back to back in the same week, alongside a whole ass essay about diets and were using linked wikipedia articles from her that answer zero of the questions what are we doing here

08.03.2026 13:25 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

(actively covering myself in tar) ok just so we're clear i do not want to be feathered. just because im covering myself in tar doesn't mean i want to be feathered

08.03.2026 04:59 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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pokopia :)

08.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

POKOPIA THOUGHTS: yeah this game is fucking awesome and i love it also i didnt expect there to be really detailed and good lore everything in this game makes me gush more about it

07.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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GOD BLESS @renamin.bsky.social

07.03.2026 13:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a blue shirt is looking at a laptop with a black square over his face that says not drake ALT: a man in a blue shirt is looking at a laptop with a black square over his face that says not drake
07.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

half life 1 is peam

07.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they came from oomf

07.03.2026 12:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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no way! its my first day working at bsky too!! the wii in the break room looked thirsty so i decided to give it some of my oj

07.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 86    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0

girl who just got 1000$ from a college scholarship refund: do i have pokopia money

07.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HAZEL DIRECT 3/6/26 HIGHLIGHTS

* this bitch still is contemplating buying pokopia
* her island is still 5 stars after a couple weeks in acnh
* pokemon emerald oak challenge SOON
* mother 6-7 releases in 2036
* I got a shiny wurmple and pichu in emerald :)
* The eternal slumber of Gloungourus ends

06.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shit u right

06.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the hazel direct is coming soon what are your expectations for hazel

06.03.2026 14:11 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

mentally im in a timeloop

06.03.2026 13:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im trying to sleep but

theres no news of a delay at work cause the snow
im feeling extremely sick
theres a mouse in my room despite 3 traps set up

whoever prayed on my downfall , your downfall shall be worse

06.03.2026 07:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you would lowkey be Roserade or Mareanie

06.03.2026 07:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
"You're pathetic! I swear. Men!"

"You're pathetic! I swear. Men!"

I'm genuinely ALWAYS saying this

06.03.2026 06:24 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

wanted this game since day 1 of it being shown but fuckingggg SEVENTY MAN

05.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuck man i really want to get pokopia this fomo be hitting

05.03.2026 23:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Hazel says in four different posts

do you know the character gumby

do u know the cartoon character gumby

did i ever show you the gumby crucified image

a giant scale build of the character gumby crucified

Hazel says in four different posts do you know the character gumby do u know the cartoon character gumby did i ever show you the gumby crucified image a giant scale build of the character gumby crucified

08.01.2026 23:11 — 👍 17    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0