Hobbit Lindwurm

Unnamed Beast. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) A humble offering is required, what will you give? 💦💋👌

AI still can’t do this

My kippot are all available! :) I'm so happy with them
hydeangelus.bigcartel.com if you'd like one!

omfg I'm so excited to see you're doing kinktober, and you're off to a STELLAR start 👀

Two sexy Lucifer sculptures, the left-hand Twink Satan by Joseph Geefs from 1842, the right-hand Twunk Satan replacement by his brother Guillaume Geefs, 1848

The commission was originally awarded to Geefs' younger brother Joseph, who completed L'ange du mal in 1842 and installed it the following year. It generated controversy at once and was criticized for not representing a Christian ideal. The cathedral administration declared that "this devil is too sublime." The local press intimated that the work was distracting the "pretty penitent girls" who should have been listening to the sermons. Bishop van Bommel soon ordered the removal of L'ange du mal, and the building committee passed the commission for the pulpit sculpture to Guillaume Geefs, whose version was installed at the cathedral permanently in 1848.

Oh we were on that bullshit well into the 1800s. See St Paul’s of Liège (Belgium), which first commissioned Joseph Geefs to sculpt Lucifer

When Joe delivered it in 1842 (real fuckin sexy, etc) the Bishop was like “oh no!” so re-commissioned his brother Guillaume, who… made it sexier

goddddddd the hellscape just keeps getting worse huh

so many websites are so ready to embrace censorhip as their new lord and master, as if history hasn't already extensively proven what happens when you do that

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.

this is a question that has plagued me for decades

Figure 2 from https://www.nejm.org/doi/10.1056/NEJMsb2506929

FDA is authorizing anybody with a risk factor from this list to receive the vaccines, as well as anybody 65+.

A weary knight slouched on a rock next to a skeleton. The caption reads: me and the one guy on Reddit that had the same problem as me 10 years ago.

"edit: never mind, i figured it out"

Hi, I'm a Stripe customer. I'm calling because I've been seeing a lot of news about you denying service to storefronts that sell adult content and enforcing this crazy list of things that works can't even contain and it's like, stuff that's in Game of Thrones. That seems really over the line to me, because all of this stuff is totally legal to make fiction about. If this is something you're going to enforce a lot of people are going to look for alternatives, and I expect I'll be one of them. I recommend you change your policies before you start losing a lot of business, including mine. I can't support any business that enforces censorship like this.

hey have a script for leaving a message for Stripe.
the number i used Minutes ago so i know it works:

877-887-7815

you will not have to talk to a real person, this number leaves a message. i recommend switching up the exact wording so you don't just leave the same message as me.

WHY? On July 2025, Steam, a popular storefront to purchase games on PC, and itch.io, a storefront that sells games, comics, tools, resources and much more, have recently delisted several NSFW games, after the group Collective Shout published an open letter to payment processors such as Visa, MasterCard, PayPal, and more. As a result of this letter, payment processors have strongarmed Valve and itch.io into enforcing restrictive new TOS policies on what kind of content their platforms can host and sell. Visa, Mastercard, Stripe and Paypal have been censoring free speech and legal business on the internet for TOO LONG. Their most recent targets are Steam and Itch.io, but they have also been pressuring websites like Pixiv, Patreon, Fansly, Onlyfans and MORE for years, applying draconian standards for what kind of adult/pornographic content platiorms and their users can host and sell. If we as consumers and creators want to regain ground on this issue, we have to make our voice heard. HOW? BOMBARD THEM WITH PHONE CALLS Collective Shout, the organization that lobbied to have Steam and Itch.io change their TOS, did so with only around 1000 phone calls. Visa and MC have backed down from pressuring Onlyians to remove adult content entirely due to public backlash. Clogging their phone lines for an extended perlou, over a mont at the absolute least, will almost gudrantee that these compantes will at least have to pay attention to the backlash. this list is not exhaustive. but some contact points for the 4 targets are: 1. VISA: (US + Can): +1 [8001-847-2911 US option selection for operator: 1-1-2 or 1-1-3 2. MASTERCARD: (US): +1 (8001-307-7309 US option selection for operator: 1-1-2-2-2-1 Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111 3. STRIPE: (Headquarters): +118881 963-8955 (France): +33 805-11-19-67 Stripe: complaints@stripe.com 4. PAYPAL: (US): +1 (888)-221-1161 (outside US): 1-402-935-2050 Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

Cheat Sheet v.2

nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information

imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i

more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money

MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!

Maybe we could find out.

Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000

It's time to go Off
#art

god I LOVE seeing OFF fanart again. amazing

fjklasjflkaflk the "mom's spaghetti" bit absolutely SENT me

an illustration of a mage wearing a cloak made predominantly of moss, holding a lantern with a bright, golden flame. their cloak is indistinguishable from the surrounding forest environment, camouflaging amongst the rocks and shrubbery in the foreground. framing the mage is an arched border composed of twisting branches and vines. two, large purple eyes, matching that of the mage's, stare at the viewer.

moss mage

#art

Bringing Sexy Back Internet surveillance has killed eroticism. We need privacy to reclaim it.

wrote about how social media kills sex for @readlux.bsky.social lux-magazine.com/article/priv...

galaxy-brained take

A screenshot of the no ice in California front page bundle showing it has made $37, 630 of its $50k goal

Might be a good time to remind folks of the No ICE in California itch bundle raising funds for the immigrant defenders law center (or you can donate to them directly) itch.io/b/3110/no-ic...

MATTIE and a friend sitting on a hill P1 MATTIE: YOU EVER WONDER... IF YOU COULD ASK A WIZARD AND HE COULD DO IT INSTANTLY, WOULD YOU BE A GIRL? JUST TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE? P2 FRIEND: I DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT, NO. FRIEND: YOU EVER CONSIDER YOU MIGHT JUST BE TRANS? P3: MATTIE holds up a WIZARD, bound up in rope MATTIE: HUH! I MEAN, I DID GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF ENSNARING THIS WIZARD. P4 WIZARD: I KEEP TELLING YOU PEOPLE: I DO DIFFERENT STUFF. WIZARD: JUST GO TO THE DOCTOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

the gender wizard | patreon.com/lubchansky

I'm still fucking obsessed with your tguy chastity belt ideas

Dishonored fanart on my timeline??????? HOT DAMN YES and thank you!!

Honestly, this thread is such a mood

I read it for the first time at like 17 and I've been mad ever since (I'm in my 30s)

Make your OC fatter

Ever wondered what a trumpet would sound like in jelly?

Well, am I about to answer your question...