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SOUR PATCH KIDS ARE SOFT?!??! HUHH?!?!??
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE LIKE KINDA HARD AND A LITTLE CHEWY, NOT MORE JELLY-LIKE?!?! I tried them for the first time today and was thrown for a loop

Had a panic/anxiety attack today for the first time in a while >_<

Cold and dark times are approaching, so don't forget to get your moisturizer, chapstick and vitamin C 🫶

Happy Halloween!!!!! I can't believe October is over already T^T

I just realized that if I get a well-paying job I can get a partner who's ambitions I can support through having them not work. They could wear a collar and be my good boy/girl and have their very own spacious cage! ^w^
I think I've developed a new goal in life!

Tbf, the "leash" was a rope with knotted loops for the kids to hold onto

I JUST WALKED PAST A WOMAN WHO HAD 4 KIDS ON A LEASH AND A STROLLER, AND THEY WERE ALL WEARING THE SAME SHIRT

Smart move but like HOLY SHIT

Ate too much, plz help 💔

Happy birthday Hatsune Miku!!!!!

HEYO GUYS so kinda ran into a medical emergency a couple weeks back as some of you might know. Due to certain circumstances I’m sorta unable to pay the medical bill that I have now, SO on September 3rd thru the 5th I will be streaming and attempting to raise money to try to help!

I'm gonna need this bus to stop farting warm gas on me. It's hot enough as it is outside, this is NOT necessary

Me: ugh, why do I have a headache??

Also me who hasn't taken my meds or worn my glasses today yet: idk man, it's a mystery

Straight up jorking it

Love knowing that the Americans are asleep rn

Biking home through a wooded area when you are allergic to pollen and have asthma is like having a double debuff in a video game that compliment each other

Just got done with potting some new plants into terracotta pots for 5 hours.
During that time a question formed in my mind. Is massaging dirt off of plant's roots pleasurable for them? Like, does it stimulate their roots? Would it be sensual for them if they weren't intimate? Idk if I wanna know tbh

I just got to like a tweet that had 999 likes. Feeling kinda euphoric rn 😼

Craving easter candy rn

What is an e-girl when the power is out? Just a girl? An irl-girl? I need awnsers

I know it's out of season, but my plan for winter is to find and use saffron scented bodywash, schampo, conditioner and perfume. Thoughts?

Happy 4/20!!! Funny number day!! Yippieeee

Blew my nose and got a nose bleeding. Guess my blow game's crazy

I've realized that I use emojis and small interjections as tone indicators

I just accidentally hit myself in the face with my hair brush

a crying smiley face with its mouth open and a pair of hands behind it . ALT: a crying smiley face with its mouth open and a pair of hands behind it .

Yk the period cramps be crazy when your butthole is strongly affected

Heating pads, my beloved 🫶

Just rawdogged walking home in the rain, needless to say I got pretty wet

I may not be Irish but you could still kiss me (rizz)

Peekaboo

I'm not neurotypical (shocker, I know) but I genuinely find it so funny that my parents noticed that something was off ever since I was a literal infant. I sincerely don't know if you can get any more neurodivergant than that 😭