Jess 🌙

me too but there will never be one with my name so please enjoy this for me

Thiiiiiiiis

Photo taken from the top of the lookout tower at Luther Marsh, it shows the lake, with weeds and rushes at the edges, looking towards the horizon. The sky is blue with puffy clouds.

Went out to the Luther Marsh today. Did not get carried away by the deerflies but it was close. Pretty view tho.

oh saving this for later

Where else can i watch H50 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (with breaks for episodes of Cheers) for free!

How Doodles Became a Cutthroat Billion-Dollar Dog Industry Goldendoodles, labradoodles and bernedoodles are everywhere. Have we finally reached peak doodle?

This @bloomberg.com Businessweek story on the billion-dollar business of Big Doodle is so, so good, as are the photos and the make-a-doodle widget and just…all of it! It’s so good. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

all i ever want is to stand over the kitchen sink with one in my hand, unable to move because if i do, it will be a mess, but god they're so good when they're in season.

if you’re writing a nsfw fic make sure you hire an intimacy coordinator to make sure both fictional characters are comfortable and fully consenting in your made up scenarios

Social media at large likes lesbians only until lesbians actually fuck for their own pleasure.

Bat boxes, get rid of all standing water, grow citronella, lavender, basil, lemongrass. avoid the backyard at dusk - go back out once it's fully dark. encourage spiders, dragonflies and damselflies to hang out in your garden spaces.

one of my best friends is moving two provinces away next week. it's an excellent move for her career. i already miss her. :( we had a great dinner together tonight and went on a long rambly walk and saw a heron and got shouted at by teens in a truck. these are the things she will miss about ontario.

I must resist the feral desire to eat it like an apple.

We fuck monsters here sir.

Picked what I think might be the platonic ideal of a tomato from one of my tomato plants tonight. It is taking everything I have not to devour it. It is for beach sandwiches later this week. It is not for me to eat like a goblin creature.

Basically you just spend your whole life moving stuff around.

Have shared a cherry tomato from my plant with each of my neighbours, and all of them have declared them "So Sweet", which yeah, they're sweet 100s, that's the whole point of them.

But also, neighbourly bonding? Maybe?

fanart based on fics, fics based on fanart... that's the point, that's the whole point

Love to have a man who is both handsome and handy. <3

Washing machine died last week, I was ready to call out for service. Jan said give me a chance, and it took him three days, but he fixed it!

Congrats bb!

Omg a classic and favourite of mine as well!

Build as many spaces for sharing joy as you can because god knows we need more of it these days. It's not insane to try to find joy in chaotic times; it is essential. So love your partner for all you're worth. Don't listen to people who are upset by joy. Win them over by sharing it.

saw it at an early screening the thursday night before and i vividly remember all of us leaving the theater sorta shell-shocked and listening to the excited chatter of the people waiting in line for the next screening going silent as we all filed past.

Screenshot of a post I made about how glad I am I married my wife and a reply castigating me for how insensitive this is

chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife

yeah, the trail in calgary split further down into a packed gravel walking path and a paved path for wheeled conveyances. it even had a posted speed limit. which, i thought was novel, tho buddy on the bicycle was definitely traveling faster than posted.

more thoughtful mixed use paths, i think!

i yelled at him to slow down, my dad yelled at him to slow down, a couple other adults also suggested he reduce his speed. his response was...unrepeatable tbh, & i doubt it crossed his mind that HE was the problem. WE were all just in his way.

like, my dude, you are gonna seriously injure someone.

was walking with my parents in Calgary recently, on a multi-use, paved trail, many pedestrians, many cyclists. most cyclists used their bells, even the electronically assisted ones. except the guy on the road bike, absolutely bombing down the trail, hollering at people and careening around kids.

starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government

ohhh congrats! welcome to the world, baby!