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Seattle for me!

Let's go Blue Jays!! The Jays are going to the American League Championship Series for the first time since 2016 with a 5-2 win over the New York Yankees in Game 4 of the ALDS. #IWANTITALL #TorontoBlueJays #ALCS

okay. be cool. we haven't been to the ALCS since 2016. it's just a series of baseball games. like any other series of baseball games. it's fine.

Jays win a playoff series for the first time since Texas in 2016. And earned it

Whooped as soon as the gameday showed the final out, woke Jan up and scared the cat. GOOD NIGHT YANKEES

i will not bite my nails i will not bite my nails i will not bite my nails i will not bite my nails

have devolved into girl who turns every server into baseball chatter as the jays grind through the innings tonight.

Mariners and their Etsy witch continue on for another day. Would be fascinating for me to have an ALCS where I am not actively cheering for a sinkhole to open up under the stadium this year.

baseball is a special kind of anxiety. post-season baseball even more so.

next, they'll ban discussions of unethical electrical experiementation

from my backyard earlier, she's bigger in person.

i live in hope that someday the word will be my usual starter

Oh you definitely need one of those

Man, listening to the call on this game and like, the commentators are just fkn crawling up the Yankees' ass.

Aaron Judge is not gonna fuck you, dude. I promise.

The one that makes ppl the most angry with me is that i haven't seen Jurassic Park.

I continue refusing to watch it out of spite now.

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Yankees team is making history

A MOMENT IN BLUE JAYS HISTORY.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is the first Blue Jays player ever to hit a postseason grand slam! 🔥

The combination of pleasure and existential dread that arises when you can wear shorts and a tank top and flipflops in October.

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love to check the baseball scores and discover the jays murdered the yankees tonight. lets do it again tomorrow, boys.

had a really good day today. saw my nephew. he is not quite two. he has SO many things to say. i love watching him grow and learn and expand into himself as a person. what a privilege to be in his life.

you are going to need to get into eating vegetables. also drinking water. keep up with your preventive care appointments - dentist, eyes, regular physicals. stretching. move your body every day, even just a little bit. roll your shoulders back, unclench your jaw, and call your friends.

I am begging Canadians to understand that Canada Post, like public transit, should not be a business - it's a service.

Canada Post is a lifeline for rural, remote and Northern communities and overall, we need to re-evaluate why people think they "need" random shit delivered ASAP.

His brain is, at best, made of baked beans

If only we could continue using something that is currently installed and helps deter people from being complete dipshits in school zones. 🤔

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Humberto is now a major hurricane, while the next system is on the verge of growing into Imelda.

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i hate it when i get the caffeine withdrawal headache because i didn't drink my mandated second cup of coffee early enough in the day so even tho i did eventually drink it, it was too late and now i shall suffer.

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This idea that nobody likes speed cameras is patently false. A few loud, angry voices are convincing our elected officials otherwise. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...