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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 17528    🔁 6051    💬 229    📌 178

Slightly delayed Bday art for my friend @cynicalemo.bsky.social

Happy bday you silly bastard!

#fanart #art #myart #digitalart

04.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

💛Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
#ゼノブレイド2 #Xenoblade2
#mythra #pyra

14.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 146    🔁 34    💬 1    📌 0

Dwell (left) and Joanna hugging their respective huge tiddies to stay warm for the brutal winter that's to come. They refuse to accept the dark and grim loses that struck them down so hard last season.

Dwel and Joanna with their massive watermelons. 🍉

Dwel belongs to @wendythedark.bsky.social ~💚
Happy to see you post again, I've missed Dwel!

#nsfwocs #fanart

28.02.2025 21:17 — 👍 29    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 1

Moments before she fell over and broke her headphones.

Haven't drawn Joanna seriously in ages.
A silly mascot OC I drew a ton in the tumblr days.

She loves playing music, DJing, and ice cream.
Very cheerful and klutzy.

#nsfwocs (She's also a futanari)

24.02.2025 20:47 — 👍 29    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

WHY SO MEAN!!! THANKS YA JERK WAD 😭💗

02.02.2025 19:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Birthday @cynicalemo.bsky.social, ya nerd!!

#OC #art #Bluedoodle

02.02.2025 19:46 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

SO FREAKIN TINY!! TINY!!!
Thanks, Twygz! 😭

02.02.2025 15:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@cynicalemo.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!!!

02.02.2025 15:28 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0