Alix

i updated my phone last week and the new keyboard has been driving me fucking nuts ever since.

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made the incredible choice to buy all the mary kate and ashley movies on dvd so that’s what i’ll be doing this week

NYC YOU CAN GO EARLY VOTE FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI RIGHT NOW DO IT FOR THE REST OF US AND SHOW US YOUR STICKER!!!!

explaining to people that mockups are not the real application and therefore don’t show real data is an embarrassing percentage of my job.

“i think we should bring back slut shaming the moon” - @morganisonline.bsky.social

every time anyone asked me what superpower i’d choose, i said flying. but right now i’d choose talking to animals so i could tell molly that everything is going to be okay.

all i want is a photo sharing app that doesn’t cater exclusively to videos.

two months later and i still spend too many minutes trying to figure out if lewellen is a person or a place #fourthwing

house roles:
molly the 10lb cat defies the laws of physics to take up 90% of a queen size bed and uses my face as flooring.

i get to pay all of the bills and do all of the chores.

i have never once had blood drawn without the nurse telling me i have great veins and i still do not know how to respond to that. this time i went with “that’s what they say.” i always bat 1000 at casual interaction 🥴

i’m going to need to talk to my therapist about how i watch the kissing booth trilogy every time i’m afraid all is lost.

if i don’t do something with my hands besides doom scroll, i’m going to go insane. off to build some bookshelves.

really need my people (the queers) in my place (duplex) during my season (pride).