Glen

Driving is so much fun when there aren't absolute gobshites sharing the road with you.

Two stupid bastards almost crashed into me today because they were looking at their phone.

13 euro for a mediocre Aperol Spritz. Might kms

More gay bars need to start serving food as well.

Horny 😮‍💨

Stuck our magnets up in the new house. It's slowly starting to feel like it's our new home.

Slipped, did a full split, think I damaged my hip.

I ate that split though. Balls firmly on the floor.

I'm praying it all fits into the van i hired. Otherwise were fucked 🤣

Packing up all of our belongings for the move, and I significantly underestimated how much shit we actually have.

I love seeing someone with 1000 hours in a game leaving a negative review on steam

In my first playthrough, i was purely just farming. No interaction at all with like 90% of the other characters, and i still loved it. As long as you're having fun, there's no wrong way to play anything.

I love that Germany is so afraid of repeating the sins of their grandfathers that they just ended repeating history anyway.

A sovereign citizen of the urination.

Piss boy takes pictures in the piss room.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social do it

I've been using Tidal since the start of the year, and I have to say im very happy with it so far.

It's not bloated with all that AI shite that Spotify has.

Tried getting into Snapchat as a replacement to Instagram, and i just can't. The app has become such a mess since the last time i used it.

Dog sitting this old horrible bastard. After hours of being the biggest cunt on the planet, he's asleep.

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Add me on goodreads. If you care 👉🏻👈🏻

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Just finished Expedition 33.

Gay people are so weird.

What do you mean Betty Buckleys performance of Memory at the 1983 Tony Awards turned you gay? (It's me).

I love when people i dont like die

Me or the Lasagna?

Oh, I ate that. Literally and figuratively.

Tonight's dinner. Let's see how badly I can make Lasagna from scratch

I hate to accredit peoples foolishness to astrology, but every full moon, I seem to notice people not having any common sense.

Example: Today, a person stopped dead in the middle of a roundabout and tried reversing so they dont miss their exit. It's a circle.

I do appreciate the devs giving him a visible bulge in the swimsuit costume. Too many games neglect this very critical detail.

Oui. I am, how you say? A Faguette.

I fear I'm also a part of the problem though

Crazy how i barely get any interactions unless its something sexual