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Looking forward to all the “Footy Banter” accounts on Facebook “bantering” about how shit men are at penalties this week.

The MacAllister handball is the easiest penalty decision they'll have all season and they still got it wrong.

Ball has travelled a distance, his hand is high above his head and he brings the ball down with it.

They still don't get it. We don't want to hear a referee announce "foul by number 4 on number 9 so it's a penalty".

We want to know what VAR is looking, their conversation with the ref and the justifications for their baffling decisions. Other sports are transparent yet still footballnis not

Delighted for Palace.

Make penalties normal again.

So I thought the experts and geniuses told us Viktor was crap at headers?

Take one to Disneyplus.

I had a quick nose of their brands and they have something called Bodyarmor that looks like their Prime. So would assume that's it. Never heard of it before, must be a US thing.

Basically they're worried Chelsea are winning nothing to meet their qualification criteria...or they are going down with charges before 115. Of course neither happening.

Nothing wrong with this in theory but it shows how desperate FIFA are to shoehorn in the big boys.

So we have Gunnersaurus to thank for Nwaneri? That's pull.

Interesting. I'm guessing they replace Prime with one of their brands, unless that's a separate deal. Parents must be rejoicing with the amount they must of had to spend on Prime at the ground for their kids

So Coca Cola at the Grove. No more Pepsi and 7 Up bottles for an extortionate price.

What energy drink do they own? Does Costa Coffee count?

Not had this much fun since Mike Ashley was there

Does it through anyone else when they call him by his full name? Like it's ready for when he leaves; Rodrygo Goes...

Newcastle linked to that Samu lad Chelsea were after last Summer. Surely they have to get at least one of their targets?

Cheer up, we could be Geordies.

Too bad he's only just coming off a full La Liga season as starter.

If only he'd have only played 37 mins in League One on loan, we'd be getting millions for him.

The Gyokeres v Sesko stuff is going to unbearable this season. Never seen a more nailed on goal being scored against us than Sesko next week.

Karl Hein is a weird one. Good age, decent. Most other clubs would be getting a decent fee for him.

Gyok-ueke is the future. Strap in.

Not publicly anyways Arne. I'm sure no one from Liverpool uttered a word to Isak to lead to all this escalation 🤔

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Have just looked into this on the Athletic website and you will also need a VPN as it will only be available in Spain

www.athletic-club.eus/en/news/2025...

There is a piece in the Spanish press today that says Atletico are showing the match v Arsenal tomorrow on their website. You have to be a member, but it's free to join.

Was looking at r/GunnersatGames and someone has posted a picture of a Guinness from the Grove. Literally looks like a pint of coke.

I mean doesn't affect me as I don't drink so Zero for me, but still funny.

Sister is in Mykonos and sent me these texts 😂

I guess they should have booked.

Reminding myself of when Andy Peters judges on Celebrity Masterchef. Just such an absolute twat.

My word. Just gets funnier by the minute.

Is that Thomas Skinners long lost brother on Masterchef?