Short man Advocate

The Special One™️

“ooooweeee, look what that money make a bitch do”

Geminis keep negativity and evil out your life

Post a villain you love

Nothing annoys me like that tbh…

Easiest 700mil I'd ever make😂

She say take it easy I will do the work

Eating cereal and watching midnight gospel

Asked me for a pen first day of school like I’m ever prepared for anything😂

Anytime i see somebody saying "My God don't play about me" 99.9% of the time they are absolute demons.

I FED UP UH THESE RASSHOLEEEEE MILLEPEDES NOW!! Fuck.

Man suppose to shop for shoes barefoot?😂😂

This is what peak male performance looks like😴

Me to my mother: I had something to do for you?
My mother: if you stop drinking you’d remember.
I’m both sober and confused😭

Nah you good, adding bacon to mine might’ve been overkill😂

May the lord have mercy on my liver

I drink henny and brandy now I tipsy and I ain’t even get to my family lunch yet🥲

Vacation just flying then wtf

I went to my ham cutter spot and the woman tell me it’s Christmas I should have ham cutters home, you want my money or not?

And eating ham cutters!

Work Christmas party going down and everybody calling me as I conveniently miss every call cause I on vacation🫠

I watching snaps of the staff party with my foot up at home and wondering if I feel like actually showing up🥲

The sun up dawg😭

One salary ain’t shit in this country.

I trying to figure out how I supporting me and a dog barely and my coworkers got multiple children and stress free😭

I drive past and see people park on both sides of the main road, going in there is madness😂