Kevin Tompkins

3:00ams, ranked:

- 3:00am, normal
- 3AM by Matchbox 20
- 3:00am, post moving clocks forward

this fake 3:00am kinda sucks ngl

the plasma place said I have high blood pressure so they won’t let me into the plasma realm

Sorry pal

TWO- WHENEVER AMA'S NOT ON SCREEN, ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE ASKING: "WHERE'S AMA?"

I can still hear the door opening/door closing sound in my brain, it's embedded there forever

*puts up vague Dashboard lyrics in my away message*

Yessss, i miss the old internet

A small part of me wants a Geocities page again

“Hey you, nice bongos!”
“Those are Buleadors, loser 🙄”

HELL YEAH SPUDS

I used to but I might again! Also “Charrrrrlie” too, that was in the early YouTube in heavy rotation haha

Either Strongbad or hours perusing YTMND dot com for me hahah

HELL YEAH SPUDS TIME TO HIT UP THE OLDEST DQ

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Pink cowboy hat?

this is an AEW app now sir

*SONA

we stan Sons Movsesian

me drinking this with absolutely zero shame:

I can’t pull the meat off of a rotisserie chicken without housing roughly half of it

hahah I sat that close, or closer 😂

I had one of those giant console televisions that had to weigh like 150 pounds, no chance that was going anywhere BUT the floor

You, in another decade

Drop a gif you can hear

fucking PAM

you know, maybe we should hear them out

www.lenscrafters.com

i love how that wasn't in response to anything, it's just a take on its own island as if anybody asked for her opinion

thanks Pam, nobody asked

keep that same energy when you watch any work of fiction

1.06 in a landslide, you have to be very selective with 1.01-1.06 to make sure you’re getting a legit stud for multiple years. We don’t know if Judkins can be that, or if the offensive environment improves meaningfully to allow him to be that.