Kevin Tompkins

*checks calendar*
*it's not April 1st*

ehh not my thing!

hell yeah

more of a Republican thing really

Antonio Banderas biting his knuckle

Dire Dire Docks from Super Mario 64, but when the drums kick in

pies, ranked

1 - Peach
2 - Dutch Apple
3 - Key Lime
4 - Blackberry (no, really)
5 - Lemon Meringue
6 - Strawberry Rhubarb
7 - Blueberry
8-infinity - all other pies except one
last - Cherry

brother i don't know what we did to deserve this

big bird gal over here

kyle fletcher vs okada on dynamite, good lord

hook this to my fucking veins #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

LaFleur casually forgetting that inactives have to be in 90 minutes before kickoff is a good bit

the saints are fuckin garbage

I think you can miss me with any recommendation to pick up Devin Neal (or any Saints running back, for that matter)

the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one

big day for pie on this app, huh?

here's the thing:

I may be wrong, but at least it's a take I'm more than willing to back up my takes instead of giving milquetoast, broad-stroke fantasy analysis that's plaguing most of the fantasy football industrial complex

It feels like very few people have honest opinions anymore in the space

if it was Bryce Young making that throw, the impeachment proceedings would have started before the end of the hour

I'm sorry, I refuse to believe that the Jordan Love prayer throw to Dontayvion Wicks was a #goodthrow

Awfully convenient that the company that fraudulently charged me hundreds of dollars (also my wireless carrier) can't find the charge, even though it was charged to the same card as my cell service each month

and the transactions page on their website happens to be "down for maintenance"

here's the thing:

I may be wrong, but at least it's a take I'm more than willing to back up my takes instead of giving milquetoast, broad-stroke fantasy analysis that's plaguing most of the fantasy football industrial complex

It feels like very few people have honest opinions anymore in the space

wait, mainlining cheez whiz from the can is gross!? I think everybody's done that

between this and Al Michaels' anti-vegetable takes, I think we know too much about the eating habits of well-known play-by-play announcers

hey as much as I'd love to roster 11 carries for 23 yards and 1 catch for -4 yards... I think I'm gonna sit that one out

the saints are fuckin garbage

I think you can miss me with any recommendation to pick up Devin Neal (or any Saints running back, for that matter)

the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one

the absolute funniest thing imaginable would be for Philip Rivers to get in the HOF in 2026, his first year of eligibility (it prob won't happen)

I love the “you can’t tell the story of the NFL without Eli Manning” argument as to why he’s a Hall of Famer.

We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.

At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.

no, YOU just put Tanner Hudson in your Thanksgiving DFS lineup

Hell yeah, the rules are out the window this week

I will slander that assclown forever

I love the “you can’t tell the story of the NFL without Eli Manning” argument as to why he’s a Hall of Famer.

We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.

At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.

this is not basketball, this is sorcery

I know it's crazy lol

Nathan Purdyman