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Elder Vice

@eldervice.bsky.social

40s. Cis bi man. Kinky Geek. Nerdy Liberal. Cannabis enthusiast.

764 Followers  |  526 Following  |  90 Posts  |  Joined: 01.09.2024  |  1.9724

Latest posts by eldervice.bsky.social on Bluesky

Being an adult is going to be very difficult this week.

20.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah... I am going to need my RSD to settle the fuck down.

07.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fantastic work and wonderful photos

02.10.2025 02:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@weirding.bsky.social, I have words for whoever came up with this Locktober crap… 🔐🤬

02.10.2025 02:11 — 👍 24    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

I love when fall comes

25.09.2025 02:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe it's the weed talking but Stardew Valley should have had the whole community be nudists.

25.09.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After a week off I cannot express how much I do not want to go to work today. I want to smoke weed and watch 90s cartoons.

11.08.2025 14:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Woof (Helloowo)

#bitchsuit #ヒトイヌ #人形犬 #k9 #bondage #拘束 #bdsm #restraints #petplay #petsuit #面具 #拘束具 #petgirl

05.08.2025 12:04 — 👍 49    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

Me: "... And that's why the Kingdom of Huntra has been at war with the Jhulti empire for 700 years."

[Camera pans over to you hogtied and gagged laying on your stomach on the couch next to me.]

You: "mmmmMmfph"

01.08.2025 03:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I continue to grow more and more outraged that this era can't calm the fuck down, get its head on straight, and just for a few decades be fucking normal.

19.07.2025 02:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Encasement Hogtie
@portiaeverly.bsky.social and @elisegraves.bsky.social

Portia is the perfect fit for this PVC #ChristopherFetish bodybag! So snug!
But of course Elise makes it even more challenging!
🎥 @kinopayne.bsky.social

BondageLiberation.com

18.07.2025 00:47 — 👍 120    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 1
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Watching Strange New Worlds and realizing I remembering how much I want to fuck Nurse Chapel.

18.07.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Christ I really wish that I didn't have work tomorrow.

18.07.2025 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is the opposite of retrograde?

17.07.2025 05:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A fiendish wiggle to push you over the edge 🎀

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#noppv #monsterfucker #altbabe #over30 #backshots #goonsky #onlyfans #petite #ddlg #moan

18.04.2025 02:09 — 👍 510    🔁 79    💬 25    📌 6

Where's my autistic little fucktoy? I need you impaled on my cock as you ramble about the latest hyperfixation.

10.07.2025 02:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep. It's time for something to change. I need to find a new job.

10.07.2025 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Proof determination, stubborness, and horniness are a dangerous combination. There was a gif I had and I remembered having seen the video years ago. Well tonight, after looking for weeks and months from time to time, I found the video!

09.07.2025 04:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Finally Weekend. The sun is shining outside but mostly I‘m not allowed to see it 😉😈
#mummification #mummified #bondage #bdsm #tiedup #gagged #wrappedup

23.11.2024 07:40 — 👍 24    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0

Good GOD I needed to get high and watch Game Changer tonight. This week's episode is amazing.

04.07.2025 06:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
30.06.2025 20:12 — 👍 243    🔁 44    💬 2    📌 2
Face fucking an elf

Face fucking an elf

Open wide

30.06.2025 17:26 — 👍 157    🔁 27    💬 2    📌 1

Realizing the insecurity in my elders was truly a life changing realization.

29.06.2025 03:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Soaking with my wife call that passive income

05.10.2024 15:17 — 👍 76    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

Rewatching old Survivor episodes and I am reminded how much Coach makes me think of the cringey online doms I've come across over the years.

28.06.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My life improved immeasurably when I realized my family and guests can't realize when I'm on the cusp of being high.

27.06.2025 21:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Less than 24 hours of this house guest and I'm already climbing the walls. I need to stop saying yes to having people stay with me when I'm less than enthusiastic to have them.

26.06.2025 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish I could doordash weed in Vegas. It is so ungodly hot, I don't know how anyone lives here. But fuck do I want to get high tonight.

20.06.2025 04:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of regretting plans for Vegas this weekend. The weather looks hot as fuck but at least I'll get to play magic

18.06.2025 05:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing - BDSM - Literotica.com An outgoing masochist teaches a shy sadist how to play.

For fellow erotica readers, highly recommend Payne Hall's Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Really enjoying it. Even beyond the sexy bits. It also very much resonates with me and my getting started in kink. Admitting how sadistic I could be and coming to terms with it.

www.literotica.com/s/wolf-in-sh...

16.06.2025 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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