Mary-Marie Plaza

I asked my bf if he thought that Peter Thiel was likely a suuuuper sub who probably enjoys playing as a school girl.

He didn’t answer me. He just said “Lolololololololol babe 😂”

But like…is it not obvious?

Your love for Buffy 😂😂😂

But yes!

Kelly Rowland looks and sounds amazing.

(I don’t know none of mama’s songs, but I appreciate them).

On this Founders’ Day, I’m giving MY Alpha hell.

That’s real Lyle Love. 🩷🖤💚💛

This hits home for me.

*cries in Lyle Love*

Benedict Cumberbatch reading Amazon reviews sends me every time.

It’s very weird. I’m about to text my classmate and ask him when our district started doing that.

This is just. . . 😂

I saw someone refer to J.D. Vance as a ‘declawed Garfield.’ I’m conflicted because LMFAO, but don’t disrespect Garfield like that.

Screaming and dancing. All for naught.

What did he think he was doing. GRRM ain’t shit for how he wrote it either.

“He said ‘oh.’ And then he began to scream.”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Did he or did he not end up with a deflated skull?

I also chuckle to myself when I think about how Quentyn Martell thought he was going to walk off of the street and train a dragon. He was instantly scorched like a marshmallow dropped into a campfire.

Once a week I stop and think about how the Red Viper did capoeira for 20 minutes instead of ending the Mountain and ended up with his head squashed.

Wale is in my Top 5 fr. He can rap his ass off and he puts on a great show.

Lmfaoooo I knew it was a wrap in the first quarter!

Yeah aight Big Steppah

Errant niggadom. Lmaooo

Just here to say happy birthday @dpzzle.bsky.social!!! Go pop open a bottle of Macallan 25 because we know you have some.

Chris Brown ain't even the greatest entertainer cosplaying 1987 Michael Jackson. Fuck that half an octave struggling nigga

I need a really nice pie plate. I’m about to get back into my baking bag real heavy.

I’ve had a tarte tatin on my mind for weeks now.

I just found out the actress who played Liberty on Degrassi is a bad ass witchy Black woman. She’s a DJ.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .

When your man’s team goes from winning to losing and you know he’s about to have an attitude…

1. GEORGIA: Biggest day of voting yet, with 80K extra voters.

And... overall numbers barely budged.

The 10 biggest blue counties represent 50.3% of voters overall (like yesterday), compared to ≈45.3% at this point 2024.

32.3% of voters are Black (like yesterday), compared to 25.1% in 2024.

It's that time of day — I'm running the numbers on Georgia and Pennsylvania turnout, and will post them shortly.

Coco’s album is so good to me.

That do be dope…… When your person is your best friend at the same time…. That love is beautiful man …. Great feeling … an euphoria